Animal Crossing

We take our first steps to autonomy when we move out to a hidden village in Animal Crossing. Things get complicated, however, when we're short of money and can't pay for a house. Now we must work to pay off Tom Nook's debt after kicking him in the balls.

Day Two in Animal Crossing - The villagers have accepted me as one of their own. Hopefully I can pay off Nook's debt and lock myself in my house soon. Olivia is worrying me.

Day three begins with us being assaulted by the Mafia goon, Mr. Resetti. Then we focus our efforts on fishing and performing tasks for our friends in order to raise money. Finally we end our day with a lovely serenade by K.K. Slider.....eventually.

Just a short.....couple of hours in Animal Crossing. Oh god.....

Day 5 - Things are getting progressively creepier. Pinky said something about craving a "letter" from me. I am not keen on bonking a bear, just putting that out there.....

Day 6 and 7 involve making up for lost time. We win the fishing tourney and meet an elephant and a bull. Things are getting worse for my human love life.....

Today we scrub a giraffe's car for a new outfit.....yeah, I don't know anymore either.

Eerie.....yet genuinely arousing.

Today we travel to an island and get screwed over by the fishing tourney time travel rules.

We damn Pompom to hades for winning the previous week of the fishing tourney. We go to the Island, hearing shanties along the way. We get cursed by a creepy fortune teller. We also find new fish, insects and meet Sailor Cleo and.....Kapp'n Gaga.