XCOM 2 (Bad Ending)

(X2 Part 1) I mean, Mass Deportation Simulator.... I mean, Boarder Crisis Simulator... I mean, Illegal Alien Simulator (starring Sigourney Hernandez)... Nah, ICE Simulator is good. {Editors' Note: Have I sufficiently driven this joke into the ground hard enough? I think I have.}

(X2 Part 2) Getting The Commander back from the hands of ADVENT was the first victory in the fight against the aliens. Gaining control of this converter will be the second. We are going to win so much we are going to get tired of winning. {Editors' Note: This title doesn't seem to like the reshader program, that's why all those weird shadows are happening during the cutscenes. I'm working on it.}

(X2 Part 3) This is how we win, one step at a time.

(X2 Part 4) So, remember that whole ADVENT General thing? Never happened, figment of your overactive imagination. We are recovering stolen documents now. {Editors' Note: The game crashed and I forgot to save. Everything else is the same.}

(X2 Part 5) We could use some allies in this fight against the aliens. My only condition is that they aren't more trouble than they are worth... They also can't be a pain in the ass.

(X2 Part 6) New friends, meet other new friends... Oh, you guys know each other already.... and have history.... messed up history by the sounds of things. Welp, awkwardness is my middle name, I suppose.

(X2 Part 7) Let's take it easy, Mox made quite the impression. I hope you're done showing off because y'all still gotta link up with the other squad and escape the city.

(XC Part 8) And a fiery exit. Straight out of Ivalice, Ramza joins us from Final Fantasy Tactics to protect this place from another demon invasion. For the record, this is post-Ultima, Knight Ramza. Not relying on magick was the best change he ever made. And he's Italian because it's the Roman Catholic church in the story, so yeah. {Editors' Note: I just wanted to say that the Lost was such a great addition by the developers to the base game of XCOM 2. Genius.}

(X2 Part 9) Back out of the G-Man's stasis zone again, just after helping Ramza save Ivalice, Gordon is here to throw his incredibly large lack of a hat into the ring. If there is anyone more skilled at demolishing aliens, I haven't heard of him.

(X2 Part 10) Plenty to do, not enough time to do it all. Story of my life. Welp, might as well get started on something. One thing at a time.