Ken Kaniff

Tracklist: 1. Curtains Open (Intro) 2. Fu¢k Dre (Skit) 3. Without Me 4. Ken Is Crazy 5. Palmela Handerson 6. Buy You a Beer 7. Wannabe (Skit) 8. Dotcom 9. Technical Difficulties (Skit) 10. *My Name Is* (2016) 11. Insane Clown Pu$$ies (Skit) 12. *I'm Back* (2018) 13. Super Ken 14. Call Em (Skit) 15. Karolyn 16. Perfect Mix 17. Visiting Australia (Skit) 18. Kreep Wit Me 19. Vato 20. Comin Out The Closet 21. Curtains Close (Outro) This is a reupload, I didn't listen to the whole album, before I uploaded it the first time. I had to remove "The Boy is Mine" & "Baby-Sitter" those were too extreme. The tracks with the asterisks are the replacement tracks...I probably should've removed "Comin Out The Closet" & "Buy You a Beer" also...

This is one of the missing Ken Kaniff songs that people have been looking for...

This is Aristotle, the Original Ken Kaniff on Feminem's first album (The intro is that skit, the phone call part) The song is from 2003. He was calling him out way back then, and he's the reason that Feminem keeps bringing back the character Ken Kaniff on his albums periodically. It's to keep you from discovering that Aristotle (The Real Ken Kaniff) has been dissing him. They had a fallout because this dude got Fem's baby mamma pregnant, and then he smashed her sister too...This dude attacks on levels, I guess...Lmao, Fuck Feminem

We bombing on Feminem today... Fu¢king Hollyweirdo gets no respect... Salute to the real Aristotle... Look, if you had one cock... to just pop into me... To squeeze everything you ever wanted in one hole... Would you ignore it or just let it slip in? [Verse 1] Oh His balls are sweaty Knees weak, cock is heavy There’s semen on his sweater already Dad is messy He’s jerkin’, but while he’s squirtin’ he looks hot and ready To suck cock, but he keeps on forgetting To just go down And blow, go choke it down He opens his mouth Dad’s turtle won’t poke out He’s chokin’, how? Everybody’s strokin’ now The cock comes out Just busts, bursts and BLAOW! Slap the faggot outta me Oh, I’m so faggy, see? Oh, there goes faggot, he Choked, he’s so bad but he Strokes ‘em all that easy No, he won’t spank it, he Blows his load, splattered each Hole, it don’t matter, he’s Blown, he blows back ‘til he Chokes, he strokes, whacks off ex/ -plodes, When he goes back to his ho/ -bo home that's when it's Back in his ass again, ohh His pole’s flaccid he, better go jack off and stroke it And watch his anus prolapse on him [Chorus] You better Stroke yourself, Ken just do it Just blow it and choke it, you better never let it go, oh You only get one cock, do not miss your chance to blow Cuz all these cocks in me cum once in a lifetime, ohhh You better Stroke yourself, Ken just do it Just blow it and choke it, you better never let it go, oh You only get one cock, do not miss your chance to blow Cuz all these cocks in me at once are my lifeline, ohhh You better [Verse 2] Cock is aching Oh, my asshole is gaping Shady is mine for the raping Make me gay, as we move toward a cockboy hoarder A horny life and whoring My super hard-on, choke to stroke hard-ons It only grows harder, Shady grows hotter His load is all over, these hoes is all on him Choke and stroke bones, he blows and I go slobber Horny chodes got him He knows he's grown harder from Ken, and hoes want him He goes home, baby boy stroke? He won’t bother But hold ya nose cuz here goes, Ken just goes under His bro just whipped out his pole and just shot him With a load straight from his chode who blows Oh no and explodes on him And all with no condom His pole is so short, I suppose it's cold, fucker But the beat off goes on I hump and cum on ‘im [Chorus] [Verse 3] 2 more stains, I'ma change what you call rape And Tear your daddyfuckin' pants off and fuck you straight (not) I was gayer in the beginnin', this dude’s all changed I've been chewed on my dick out and pooed on Shade But I kept suckin' and kept raping the next rhymer Best believe somebody's gayer than I’d like ta Admit, wait cockboy, I’m now inside ya Ass, yeah, baby boy don’t you dare try ta Escape, cuz I can pull the rope tighter Now you can have me, fuck yeah, these cocks in dudes’ asses is kinda Hot and so groovy, there's no blond guys like ya This is my life and these guys are so hard Its gettin' even harder tryin' to beat off on ya My seed cums leaks a lot, I’m Caught up between bein a rapist and using a condom Shady wants some drama, peein’ on him Too much for me to just get gay on one cock His puffy ass and schlong has gotten me to the point I'm like a fag, I've got to ejaculate a lot Or end up spanking cocks Penis is my only fathafuckin' option, vag is not Slim I love you but this faggot’s got To go I cannot grow old while Whackin’ off So here I go, with my cock Shady, jack me off Cuz this maybe the only cock in me that I got [Chorus]