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Slapping Slices Of Cheese On Bitches
David EdynLYRICS: [Instrumental Solo] [Chorus] I'm out here slapping slices of cheese on bitches! Add some ham to them holes, and they'll be walking sandwiches! She's offering to pay me to stop, but I don't give a phuck for her riches! The smack of cheese on her forehead, is gonna leave her needing stitches! [Verse 1] I'm getting head from holes, and slapping cheese on their forehead! My dihk in their mouth makes it impossible to know the response she said! They're staring up at me with so much dread! She's getting mad, while I continue to phuck her throat till' it's red! Who knew a slice of cheese could piss a bitch off so much! She immediately becomes confused and angry from the cheese's touch! Yet it's getting her Netherlands wet ,like she's Dutch! so I'm ordering more on my phone, Door Dash stays coming in clutch! [Chorus] I'm out here slapping slices of cheese on bitches! Add some ham to them holes, and they'll be walking sandwiches! She's offering to pay me to stop, but I don't give a phuck for her riches! The smack of cheese on her forehead, is gonna leave her needing stitches! [Verse 2] Bitch claims I'm being disrespectful, but that puddle beneath her legs suggests otherwise! She's mad, grumbling with my dihk in her mouth, but her puh-sea staining I can see with my own eyes! I might just order some more cheese, express delivery, with a side of extra fries! She's so mad, but this cheese slapping on her head, is causing a lake beneath her thighs! I'm standing over her, laughing, as slice after slice I shoot down! Like Viserys Targaryen, I'm giving this bitch a Golden Crown! The angrier she gets, the more I want to clown! In cheese-slice after cheese slice, I'll make this bitch drown! [Chorus] I'm out here slapping slices of cheese on bitches! Add some ham to them holes, and they'll be walking sandwiches! She's offering to pay me to stop, but I don't give a phuck for her riches! The smack of cheese on her forehead, is gonna leave her needing stitches! [Choir Bridge] This crazy motherfucker, is slapping cheese on bitches! This crazy motherfucker, is slapping cheese on bitches! This crazy motherfucker, is slapping cheese on bitches! This crazy motherfucker, is slapping cheese on bitches! All the while, they're blowing him! All the while, they're blowing him! [Chorus] I'm out here slapping slices of cheese on bitches! Add some ham to them holes, and they'll be walking sandwiches! She's offering to pay me to stop, but I don't give a phuck for her riches! The smack of cheese on her forehead, is gonna leave her needing stitches! [Instrumental Solo]19 views -
Falling Asleep Naked With The Door Open
David EdynThis song is just jokes. I'm not against the man who had his wee-wee out, I'm just making fun of him in this song, but no, he shouldn't have his life ruined over this shit, nor should the doordash girl. LYRICS: [Instrumental Solo] [Chorus] I'm falling asleep naked, with the door open! A pretty white girl arrivin', I'm hopin'! I'll lay on the couch, so she'll see my wee wee! Ha-ha-ha! Who the fuck gonna stop me?! [Verse 1] I'm out here attracting girls from door dash. They'll come to my house, and see my Dick rash. The bitch will be so startled, she'll crash. She'll swerve off the road, and burn to ash! Oh yeah, I'm the biggest piece of shit ever! Being a weird pervert, I am forever! Me and doing the right thing I had to sever! Because being normal, I could never! [Chorus] I'm falling asleep naked, with the door open! A pretty white girl arrivin', I'm hopin'! I'll lay on the couch, so she'll see my wee wee! Ha-ha-ha! Who the fuck gonna stop me?! [Verse 2] The bitch will forever have trauma from seeing my wee wee! From the thought of seeing my slong, she'll never be free! Her shocked reaction, brings me so much glee! I secretly filmed the situation, and I watch it to make myself skee! People are against her, and door dash removed her from the platform! YouTubers are making videos, as their audiences they misinform! It's all in my benefit, so I hope the villainization of her they don't quit! Because if this situation ruins her life, I won't give an ounce of a shit! [Chorus] I'm falling asleep naked, with the door open! A pretty white girl arrivin', I'm hopin'! I'll lay on the couch, so she'll see my wee wee! Ha-ha-ha! Who the fuck gonna stop me?! [Verse 3] I'm out here creeping out bitches like Livie Rose! I don't even know why this is the fucked up life I chose! But I love seeing women shocked, as my wee wee keeps them froze! Ha-Ha-Ha, it's so funny to me, phuck them holes! Everyone is on my side because women lying is finally catching up to them! God, this Livie Rose situation, to me, is such a gem! I'm so happy everyone is against her, and not me, the creep! Ha, gotcha' bitch! Read em' and weep! I know seeing me win, cuts deep! Ha-Ha-Ha! [Chorus] I'm falling asleep naked, with the door open! A pretty white girl arrivin', I'm hopin'! I'll lay on the couch, so she'll see my wee wee! Ha-ha-ha! Who the fuck gonna stop me?! [Choir Bridge] I'm falling asleep naked, with the door open! I'm falling asleep naked, with the door open! I'm falling asleep naked, with the door open! I'm falling asleep naked, with the door open! It's totally normal behavior. I love causing trauma to a total stranger. I don't care if it causes her anger. Damn this song is such a banger! [Chorus] I'm falling asleep naked, with the door open! A pretty white girl arrivin', I'm hopin'! I'll lay on the couch, so she'll see my wee wee! Ha-ha-ha! Who the fuck gonna stop me?! [Instrumental Solo]22 views -
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Taylor Swift
David EdynLYRICS: [Chorus] I'll beat your ass! Like Travis Kelce beating up Taylor Swift. One moment I'm loving, then the next I'm a Reptilian who can Shape Shift. I'll beat your ass! Like Rhianna getting beat up by Chris Brown. One moment I'm caring, then the next I'm an abusive clown! [Verse 1] Bitch I'll beat you up like Mike Tyson. You don't even have to make me mad, I'll do it for fun. Bitch I'll slap you for no reason at all. And when people ask questions, you tell them, "I tripped and had a fall". [Verse 2] You're not worth me being good to. I'll hurt you like humanity gets done by the Chew. I don't care if you cry or die. I'll just beat yo ass, and I don't even know why. [Chorus] I'll beat your ass! Like Travis Kelce beating up Taylor Swift. One moment I'm loving, then the next I'm a Reptilian who can Shape Shift. I'll beat your ass! Like Rhianna getting beat up by Chris Brown. One moment I'm caring, then the next I'm an abusive clown! [Verse 3] Even if you're pretty, I'll call you ugly. Even if you're fat, I'll say you're not all that. Even if you're loved, I'll make you feel hated. If you love me, I'll tell you you're the worst bitch I've ever dated. [Verse 4] I'll shatter you like broken glass! I don't care for your feelings, kiss my ass! I'll make you swim in depression like a Sea Bass! You'll crumble in tears, as (YOU I) constantly Harass! "Haha bitch!" [Chorus] I'll beat your ass! Like Travis Kelce beating up Taylor Swift. One moment I'm loving, then the next I'm a Reptilian who can Shape Shift. I'll beat your ass! Like Rhianna getting beat up by Chris Brown. One moment I'm caring, then the next I'm an abusive clown! [Bridge] I'll beat you, until you go dumb. I'll hit you, until physical abuse makes you come. My abusive love will make you feel numb. I'll beat on you over and over, like a motherfuckin' drum! [Chorus] I'll beat your ass! Like Travis Kelce beating up Taylor Swift. One moment I'm loving, then the next I'm a Reptilian who can Shape Shift. I'll beat your ass! Like Rhianna getting beat up by Chris Brown. One moment I'm caring, then the next I'm an abusive clown!40 views