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Here is the actual Gettysburg address: Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate – we can not consecrate – we can not hallow – this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us – that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion – that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain – that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom – and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth. Here is the translated version: Stay 4-5 days without fighting. Our thinking is clear and our culture is aligned. Now they are trying to escalate the war and scare everyone. We fought well. Even Gotel in a dress comes to tea while changing. The truth is that we are very happy. But we should not neglect our sacred and holy land. Life is always good. The same applies to human death. The world remembers what we say here and what we do here. Remember when the military was concerned about longevity? We can do a lot by showing respect and gratitude to those work we value. I don't care if you die. People will be saved and enter the kingdom of God. The problem is that it doesn't work.

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