All videos (in order)
88 videos
Updated 2 months ago
Rumble fucked up the chronological order of some of my videos so here's the proper order from oldest to newest if you're the binging type.
Or if that's not your thing, feel free to play this playlist on shuffle on your TV for 24/7 background noise while you're drinking beer with your mates (Or by yourself, you fucking truecel)
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Mixtapian - Black Cock Passion ft Tyrone
MixtapianOriginal upload date: Sep 14, 2016 Lyrics: [Mixtapian] Yo, yo, nigga nigga nigga Finger on the trigger cause my dick is way bigger I’m a rapper, man, not a gay ass singer Money bags n hoes no gold diggers Yo yo, I like black cock Look up gay porn, on my laptop Spitting fire like a torchic Semen comes out of my small sick I am a nigga, I show no remorse Engage in sweaty sexual intercourse These wannabes are whiter than starbucks Niggas must be wondering what the fuck? The pussy that fell, yeah I did it I fucked that pussy and lasted 5 minutes I cummed out jizz and I’m still horny Yo Tyrone repeat this rap for me [Tyrone] *repeats the song because without him the song is only like 30 seconds and im too lazy to write more lyrics so fuck it* Yo, yo, nigga nigga nigga Finger on the trigger cause my dick is way bigger I’m a rapper, man, not a gay ass singer Money bags n hoes no gold diggers Yo yo, I like black cock Look up gay porn on my laptop Spitting fire like a torchic Semen comes out of my small sick I am a nigga, I show no remorse Engage in sweaty sexual intercourse These wannabes are whiter than starbucks Niggas must be wondering WHAT THE FUCK? The pussy that fell, yeah I did it I fucked that pussy and lasted for 5 minutes [Mixtapian] That’s fine Tyrone, we all cum last [Tyrone] When I shove my big black dick UP YOUR ASS! Background music: "Thomas the Tank Engine Theme"763 views -
Mixtapian - The Virgin of Guildford
MixtapianOriginal upload date: May 24, 2018 Lyrics: Intro: Yeah x2 No Maybe West side... Actually, I don't know. I forgot my compass, so I'm not really sure what side I'm on. But I'll just pick west side cause it sounds cooler Yeah, I keep it real. 100% 100 emoji Smoke coming out of nose emoji Yo, it's your boy, Mixtapian Yo I have a yo-yo Yo, check it Song: Some people like to have fun with dildos But I prefer the comfort of my own pillow 5 minutes is probably all I've lasted I don't know if girls pee from their vagina or asses But google said they pee from the urethra I don't even know what the fuck that is either The real question is, is it deeper? I don't know man I'm just a broke job seeker Just how many holes do these women have? I never learned cause I was too busy fucking my hand I email suspicious women on tinder Then when they reply, I puss out and whimper I know they're a catfish, but I still wanna catch this Even if there's a chance I'll be put in a casket I'm a desperate man just going off on a tangent Like taking pussy away and saying "you can't have this" I don't know when my sex life will happen It'll probably consist of women laughing The only women who want me are bots But even they don't want my cock I should meet up with them to see how it goes Even if a gun is gonna make my head blow Cause at least I can say that I got blowed When in reality I'm just a virgin who happens to have flow I'm needy and clingy, not in a cute way I mean in a way that makes the police take me away Girls don't like that, they don't wanna be a mommy They don't have time to deal with an obsessive monkey But instead of flinging shit I'm flinging long texts I can't flirt for shit, that's the context Nigga nigga nigga, homosapien Sorry I just wanted to rhyme with Mixtapian But yeah like I was saying, being a virgin is my thing So it's no surprise that I have zero flings And I'm not gonna lie, Guildford is boring 500 kebab shops but no one is horny Gotta travel all the way to Parramatta To have some fun and do shit that matters Like look at the fountains at Centenary Square I wanna bring a girl and cuddle her right then and there During the night while making out in the grass Making love until midnight has passed And if I’m that ugly, I’ll put on a mask Then I’ll be glad that you made me forget my past Reminding me that I’ve achieved my task Cause I’ll finally know what it feels like to be a man Outro: Ye, I'm a gangster from the streets Cause when I go outside my house there's a street Like, outside So that means I'm a gangster from the streets I'm making money cause I need money to pay my bills cause paying your bills is gangster Yeah West side Even though Sydney is in the eastern part of Australia, I'm gonna say west side anyway Yeah, gang shit And I don't even know what west side means The instrumental background music is "Candy Shop" by 50 cent.286 views -
/r/R4R through the eyes of women
MixtapianOriginal upload date: Jun 1, 2018 Time to go back to fucking my hand. Songs used: 1. He deleted his soundcloud so I can't link the song but here's his channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCveDxlZAujiKplB8Nm7K4YQ/featured 2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqIsc8ooXug 3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TieJ1Mmk7bo 4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMZk3e-3cIY24 views -
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Super duper jacket review!
MixtapianOriginal upload date: Jul 10, 2018 good jacket music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY1T-Kw1oFA (Karunesh - Caravanserai)21 views -
The Femanon Saga I: I have a crush on a girl
MixtapianOriginal upload date: Jul 12, 2018 Part 2: https://rumble.com/v2dwjss-the-femanon-saga-ii-my-crush-found-my-channel.html?playlist_id=WHZ1OY0dNu0 Song used: Super Mario 64: Piranha Plant's Lullaby (Piano Version) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA9qlZ3ruVc)36 views -
Should the government be mandated to provide you a girlfriend? (Yes)
MixtapianOriginal upload date: Jul 17, 2018 hell yeah Music used: Kevin MacLeod - Movement Proposition https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN110077834 views -
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