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The Shiny Nickel
David EdynLYRICS: [Instrumental Solo] [Chorus 1] They all chase! the Shiny Nickel! Their vaginal jar! Only wants the most popular pickle! [Chorus 2] If you are winning! The back of her throat you can tickle! Her mouth will work harder! Than a slave with a hammer & sickle! [Verse 1] Bitches chase! Whoever is winning. Don't matter if he's a saint! Or is sinning! [Verse 2] They don't want the man! Who's hope is thinning! They want the victor! Who stays grinning! [Verse 3] To be with her! You have to cross the finish line! Anything short of success! You she will undermine! [Verse 4] She doesn't care if you're suicidal! Or aren't doing fine! She's only with the winner! Who's currently busting nuts in her mouth like a tech nine! [Chorus 1] They all chase! the Shiny Nickel! Their vaginal jar! Only wants the most popular pickle! [Chorus 2] If you are winning! The back of her throat you can tickle! Her mouth will work harder! Than a slave with a hammer & sickle! [Verse 5] It don't matter! If she's your girlfriend! For the winner! She'll risk that relationship coming to an end! [Verse 6] The guy she's fucking! She'll say is a friend! Her guts! His dick continues to blend! [Verse 7] It doesn't matter! If she's your wife! For the winner! She'll cut you off like a knife! [Verse 8] She doesn't care if her cheating! Gives you pain & strife! She'll fuck the Nickle! And remorselessly ruin your life! [Chorus 1] They all chase! the Shiny Nickel! Their vaginal jar! Only wants the most popular pickle! [Chorus 2] If you are winning! The back of her throat you can tickle! Her mouth will work harder! Than a slave with a hammer & sickle! [Verse 9] Women! Have the minds of children! They shouldn't! Even be classified as a citizen. [Verse 10] They will make bad decision! After bad decision! But what can you expect, when Jewish Indoctrination has been their only vision! [Verse 11] In a better world! Their retardation would be checked! But in this Satanic Jew world! They all think they're perfect! [Verse 12] Them being brainwashed by Israel! They have an inability to detect! So now they're just as dumb! As a bitch ass insect! [Chorus 1] They all chase! the Shiny Nickel! Their vaginal jar! Only wants the most popular pickle! [Chorus 2] If you are winning! The back of her throat you can tickle! Her mouth will work harder! Than a slave with a hammer & sickle! [Choir Bridge] THE SHINY NICKEL! THE SHINY NICKEL! THE SHINY NICKEL! THE SHINY NICKEL! [Choir Bridge] These Bitches have the minds of children! They chase the Shiny Nickel instead of the Dollar Bill! These Bitches have the minds of children! They push aside loyalty for sexual thrill! These Bitches have the minds of children! Being a woman should be classified as mentally ill! These Bitches have the minds of children! I don't blame any man, for not saving these bitches... When the Bioweapons come to rape & kill! [Instrumental Solo] [Chorus] They all chase the Shiny Nickel! Their vaginal jar, only wants the most popular pickle! If you are winning, the back of her throat you can tickle! Her mouth will work harder, than a slave with a hammer & sickle! [Outro Chant] THE SHINY NICKEL! THE SHINY NICKEL! THE SHINY NICKEL! THE SHINY NICKEL! [Silence] [Spoken Word] Oh look, a squirrel.54 views -
Loyal To The Soil
David EdynLYRICS: [Instrumental Solo] [Chorus] I'm loyal to the soil. My feet stuck like concrete, while everyone else slick as oil. I'm realistic in love, while everyone else has on tinfoil. They leave when things get too hot, but I just continue to broil. [Verse 1] I've always been a loyal lover. But still. No woman wants to be underneath my cover. [Verse 2] Over dating apps, my thumb continues to hover. But after I bust a quick nut. I quickly recover. [Verse 3] I've always wanted to be a good boyfriend. But just as quickly as the relationship will begin. Just as quickly it will end. [Verse 4] I hope one day I can ascend. My entire life, with my future wife, I want to spend. [Chorus] I'm loyal to the soil. My feet stuck like concrete, while everyone else slick as oil. I'm realistic in love, while everyone else has on tinfoil. They leave when things get too hot, but I just continue to broil. [Verse 5] Everyone is fuckin' everyone. But here I am alone. Contemplating about ending myself with a gun. [Verse 6] I'm waiting for my soulmate. While everyone is having fun. It'll be worth it one day. When she births my daughter or son. [Verse 7] Everyone has a lover, except me. They're all happily together. While I'm so lonely. [Verse 8] One day I'll finally be free. Happily in love. With a woman who I'll marry. [Chorus] I'm loyal to the soil. My feet stuck like concrete, while everyone else slick as oil. I'm realistic in love, while everyone else has on tinfoil. They leave when things get too hot, but I just continue to broil. [Verse 9] My loyalty. Will be the death of me. From my loyal nature. I'll never be set free. [Verse 10] To the crime of having love inside my soul. I am guilty. The time for my prison sentence. Is infinity times infinity. [Verse 11] At Christmas. People will surround the neon tree. But unfortunately for me. I don't have a family. [Verse 12] I think I'll just go into the desert. Where I am alone as a man can possibly be. I'll bring a gun. Before making the sand bloody. [Pause] [Chorus] I'm loyal to the soil. My feet stuck like concrete, while everyone else slick as oil. I'm realistic in love, while everyone else has on tinfoil. They leave when things get too hot, but I just continue to broil. [Choir Bridge] Loyal to the Soil! Loyal to the Soil! Loyal to the Soil! Loyal to the Soil! [Choir Bridge] It doesn't matter to women, if you're loyal! They only care for looks! It doesn't matter to women, if you're loyal! They only care for money! It doesn't matter to women, if you're loyal! They only care for social status! It doesn't matter to women, if you're loyal! They only care for themselves. [Sad Instrumental Solo] [Outro Chant] Loyal to the Soil! Loyal to the Soil! Loyal to the Soil! Loyal to the Soil!57 views -
Powerpuff Thots
David Edyn[Instrumental Solo] [Chorus] Power Puff Thots. Power Puff Thots. These modern bitches live like superheroes. Their paychecks have too many unearned zeroes. Being a woman now-a-day is like being Superhuman. These bitches got the whole world watching them on social media like they motherfuckin' Truman. [Verse 1] Modern bitches bitch about the wage gap, but have more opportunities than any man ever could dream of. Modern bitches get to sport fuck Chads, meanwhile we as lonely men can't get even a crumb of Love. Modern bitches live better today than any queen or princess ever did all throughout history. Modern bitches get to go to restaurants, go shopping, and buy dumb shit on amazon daily. Man, I don't want to hear anymore bitchin' from these privilege life forms who living way better than me. They going to be some rich Chad's bride-to-be, meanwhile I'm condemned to a life that is fucking lonely. [Chorus] Power Puff Thots. Power Puff Thots. These modern bitches live like superheroes. Their paychecks have too many unearned zeroes. Being a woman now-a-day is like being Superhuman. These bitches got the whole world watching them on social media like they motherfuckin' Truman. [Verse 2] These modern bitches claim every ex boyfriend they've ever had is a narcissist. These modern bitches leave me so pissed, because while they complaining we men are actually cutting our wrist. These modern bitches are coddled by the Chew, while we men are treated so cruel. These modern bitches bitchin' even though they livin' way better than me and you. These modern bitches get to enjoy whatever society has to offer, from jobs, college, homes, and cars. Meanwhile we lonely men have a gun in our mouth, ready to blow our brain to the motherfuckin' stars. [Chorus] Power Puff Thots. Power Puff Thots. These modern bitches live like superheroes. Their paychecks have too many unearned zeroes. Being a woman now-a-day is like being Superhuman. These bitches got the whole world watching them on social media like they motherfuckin' Truman. [Verse 3] This life just ain't fair, but these modern bitches don't care, because they get to live free as hair blowing through high speed air. I wish I could experience an inkling of what these modern hoes get to enjoy, but I can't because I'm a damn boy who's discarded by society like a broken toy. I didn't choose to be male, which is the reason why I fail, unable to ever have my ship of success set sail. I wish I was a woman, so I can experience what it's like to be Truman, and be the center of attention for every bitch ass human. [Chorus] Power Puff Thots. Power Puff Thots. These modern bitches live like superheroes. Their paychecks have too many unearned zeroes. Being a woman now-a-day is like being Superhuman. These bitches got the whole world watching them on social media like they motherfuckin' Truman.32 views