Before Movies Sucked! - Full Reviews

(Original upload date May 28, 2022) "Put 'em on the endangered species list!" Even bad movies used to be good, and Congo was the best of the bad. Also, zero spoiler alerts will be issued in this series as the majority of the films I review are more than twenty years old. https:www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

(Original upload date June 7, 2022) I apologize for my narration being a bit flat. I was so sinus-congested today that I could barely breathe, let alone narrate. Please don't allow my monotone to dilute my underlying enthusiasm: I love Stargate. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

(Original upload date June 15, 2022) Individually, I don't really care for Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, or Martin Short. Collectively, on the other hand... https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

(Original upload date June 23, 2022) And so began the glorious sub-genre of "Tommy Lee Jones chasing people..." This movie is awesome. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

(Original upload date June 30, 2022) A good action movie is the sensory popcorn of our lives. And Hard Rain had extra butter and that packet of powdered ranch flavoring. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

(Original upload date August 24, 2022) Once more unto the breach, Jim... https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

(Original upload date August 24, 2022) "Get to the choppa!" Also... Captain Marvel Girl is @Anizhur. You're welcome. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

(Original upload date September 15, 2022) I do not owe you an explanation. Baa. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

(Original upload date September 22, 2022) We all have our own bear to slay. #WhatOneManCanDoAnotherCanDo https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

(Original upload date October 8, 2022)