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Genesis 16 | The Bible on BrainRot
The Bible on BrainRotGenesis 16: Sarai and Abram take matters into their own hands, leading to drama, doubt, and divine intervention—meanwhile, we’re just trying to take these Minecraft parkour jumps into our own hands (with questionable success). As Hagar flees and God gives her a promise, we’re out here fleeing from yet another failed jump. Will we finally stick the landing, or are we destined to keep respawning? Tune in for scripture, struggles, and a whole lot of parkour pain! ⛏️✨219 views -
Genesis 15 | The Bible on BrainRot
The Bible on BrainRotGenesis 15: God makes a covenant with Abram, promising him descendants as numerous as the stars—meanwhile, we’re just trying to land a single jump in this Minecraft parkour course. As Abram puts his faith in God’s promise, we’re putting our faith in... well, very questionable parkour skills. Will we reach the goal, or are we doomed to keep falling into the void? Tune in for divine promises, epic fails, and a whole lot of respawning! ⛏️✨223 views 1 comment -
Genesis 14 | The Bible on BrainRot
The Bible on BrainRotGenesis 14: War, rescues, and a mysterious priest—meanwhile, we’re just fighting for our lives in this Minecraft parkour course. As Abram goes to battle to save Lot, we’re battling gravity and our own lack of skill. Can we conquer the jumps, or will we keep falling like defeated kings? Tune in for epic scripture, epic struggles, and way too many respawns! ⛏️⚔️222 views -
Genesis 13 | The Bible on BrainRot
The Bible on BrainRotGenesis 13: Abram and Lot split up, choosing their own paths—just like us choosing (and failing) different routes in this Minecraft parkour course. As Abram settles in the land God promised him, we’re just trying to settle on solid ground instead of falling into the void. Will we find our footing, or are we destined to keep respawning? Tune in for scripture, struggle, and plenty of parkour fails! ⛏️✨226 views 1 comment -
Genesis 12 | The Bible on BrainRot
The Bible on BrainRotGenesis 12: God calls Abram to leave everything behind and step into the unknown—kind of like us trying to complete this Minecraft parkour course. As we listen to the story of faith, promises, and new beginnings, watch us take some leaps of our own (mostly into the void). Will we reach the promised land, or are we destined to respawn endlessly? Tune in for scripture, struggle, and a whole lot of falls! ⛏️✨226 views -
Genesis 11 | The Bible on BrainRot
The Bible on BrainRotGenesis 11: The Tower of Babel—where humanity’s attempt to build up ends in total confusion. Fitting, since our Minecraft parkour attempt is just as chaotic. As we listen to the story of languages being scattered, watch us struggle to keep it together while missing jumps left and right. Will we reach the top, or are we doomed to fall like the infamous tower? Tune in for divine wisdom, epic fails, and a whole lot of respawning! 🏗️⛏️230 views -
Genesis 10 | The Bible on BrainRot
The Bible on BrainRotGenesis 10: A full chapter of names and nations—because even the Bible has lore drops. As we listen to the Table of Nations, breaking down the descendants of Noah, we’re also breaking our patience on this frustrating Minecraft parkour course. Will we make it through without losing our minds, or will we scatter like the nations did? Tune in for biblical genealogy, parkour fails, and just a little bit of chaos!231 views -
Genesis 9 | The Bible on BrainRot
The Bible on BrainRotGenesis 9: The flood is over, the ark has landed, and God makes a covenant with Noah—but we’re still struggling to survive this Minecraft parkour course. As we listen to the story of new beginnings, rainbows, and some questionable post-flood decisions, watch us take leaps of faith (and plenty of falls) in the ultimate test of patience. Will we reach the finish line, or are we doomed to respawn forever? Tune in for faith, fails, and frustration!236 views -
Genesis 8 | The Bible on BrainRot
The Bible on BrainRotGenesis 8: The floodwaters finally recede, but our Minecraft parkour fails keep rising. As Noah steps off the ark onto dry land, we’re out here trying (and failing) to stick these jumps. Will we find solid ground like the ark on Mount Ararat, or are we doomed to keep falling into the void? Watch for biblical wisdom, relentless parkour struggles, and a journey that’s anything but smooth! ⛏️🌊246 views