Yakuza Kiwami II

(K2 Part 1) Did you hear the one about the Japanese Godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand

(K2 Part 2) The new Dragon engine that runs this title is a bit strange to play. It won't show up on the videos but this really is like playing a fighting game underwater or with clown shoes on or something. Tough to explain, yet endlessly entertaining. I can't quite put my finger on it, this title is amazing.

(K2 Part 3) There are extensive leveling, ability, and stats in this title. Much more so than in Kiwami 1, so this is going to be part of the game. I'll leave as much of this out as I can throughout this playthrough just to not waste anyone's time. {Editors' Note: Oh no, I'm not sure what is happening with the videos looking all weird and squished, investigating.}

(K2 Part 4) Put the drink down for a minute, sir. We need you.

(K2 Part 5) The physics and ragdoll effects in this game can get downright silly. Which I appreciate. Daigo, we need you at the very least sober-ish for this. {Editors' Note: Still can't figure out why everything looks squished, I know it's annoying. Will continue to try to find the problem.}

(K2 Part 6) I peacocked your mom.

(K2 Part 7) Kurokawa buddy, I owe you a big one. You tell me what you want later and I'll make sure you get it. For right now, I'm in a hurry.