Final Fantasy IX

It's time to kill CHAOS... oh wait, wrong game. We mean Garland, and not menacing Final Fantasy I villain Garland, but creepy old man Ben-Gay Garland! We're almost in the endgame now! FOLLOW OUR STREAMS & SOCIALS: https://allmylinks.com/cancelthispodcast BUY CTP MERCH: https://cancelthis.site JOIN OUR GUILDED SERVER: https://guilded.gg/cancelthispodcast DONATE TO FUND OUR STREAMS: https://ko-fi.com/cancelthispodcast !

Let's put a dent in Final Fantasy IX as we journey to Terra and confront Old Man Garland, who, unlike Dianne Feinstein is still alive! FOLLOW OUR STREAMS & SOCIALS: https://allmylinks.com/cancelthispodcast BUY CTP MERCH: https://cancelthis.site JOIN OUR GUILDED SERVER: https://guilded.gg/cancelthispodcast DONATE TO FUND OUR STREAMS: https://ko-fi.com/cancelthispodcast !

Now that we have an airship, it's THAT time of every Final Fantasy game: Tedious sidequests! Chocobos shall change color, Quina shall eat frogs, and nothing shall get accomplished! FOLLOW OUR STREAMS & SOCIALS: https://allmylinks.com/cancelthispodcast BUY CTP MERCH: https://cancelthis.site JOIN OUR GUILDED SERVER: https://guilded.gg/cancelthispodcast DONATE TO FUND OUR STREAMS: https://ko-fi.com/cancelthispodcast !

You DO NOT want to look up Kuja Rule 34. Trust me. FOLLOW OUR STREAMS & SOCIALS: https://allmylinks.com/cancelthispodcast BUY CTP MERCH: https://cancelthis.site JOIN OUR GUILDED SERVER: https://guilded.gg/cancelthispodcast DONATE TO FUND OUR STREAMS: https://ko-fi.com/cancelthispodcast !

Let's get some backlogging done, or barely put a dent in it. Either way. Can I have a pause button for real life? Also discussing Culture War, the SAG-AFTRA strike coming for your video games, and various other issues as I play! FOLLOW OUR STREAMS & SOCIALS: https://allmylinks.com/cancelthispodcast BUY CTP MERCH: https://cancelthis.site JOIN OUR GUILDED SERVER: https://guilded.gg/cancelthispodcast DONATE TO FUND OUR STREAMS: https://ko-fi.com/cancelthispodcast !

Finally (after a ton of cutscenes and dialogue) we get transportation! Sidequesting can't be far behind! FOLLOW OUR STREAMS & SOCIALS: https://allmylinks.com/cancelthispodcast BUY CTP MERCH: https://cancelthis.site JOIN OUR GUILDED SERVER: https://guilded.gg/cancelthispodcast DONATE TO FUND OUR STREAMS: https://ko-fi.com/cancelthispodcast !

Square Enix Saturday is upon us again! This week: --We'll check out the Actraiser remake that flew under the radar! --Garnet will find out "Queening ain't Easy" on Final Fantasy IX! --Maybe we will hit up a dungeon or two on Final Fantasy XIV. --Hang out with the fae folk over on Dragon Quest III. --Get another reminder why Forspoken is hot garbage. ...and more! FOLLOW OUR STREAMS & SOCIALS: https://allmylinks.com/cancelthispodcast BUY CTP MERCH: https://cancelthis.site JOIN OUR GUILDED SERVER: https://guilded.gg/cancelthispodcast DONATE TO FUND OUR STREAMS: https://ko-fi.com/cancelthispodcast !

Not going to lie - my favorite part of this game is when Brahne dies because she's a fat irredeemable piece of crap. Kind of like Lizzo! FOLLOW OUR STREAMS & SOCIALS: https://allmylinks.com/cancelthispodcast BUY CTP MERCH: https://cancelthis.site JOIN OUR GUILDED SERVER: https://guilded.gg/cancelthispodcast DONATE TO FUND OUR STREAMS: https://ko-fi.com/cancelthispodcast !

It's a stormy night; let's do some Square Enix RPG gaming --Let's investigate the Iifa Tree in Final Fantasy IX! --Let's visit Final Fantasy XIV's Moonfire Faire! --Let's defeat Dragon Quest II's Hargon, and perhaps begin the next adventure! --Let's beat up Kuja in Dissidia 012! --Let's... ...paint our nails in Forspoken? One of these things is not like the others! FOLLOW OUR STREAMS & SOCIALS: https://allmylinks.com/cancelthispodcast BUY CTP MERCH: https://cancelthis.site JOIN OUR GUILDED SERVER: https://guilded.gg/cancelthispodcast DONATE TO FUND OUR STREAMS: https://ko-fi.com/cancelthispodcast !

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