Full albums by The Shadow Banned

Our double-volume debut concept album "HINDSIGHT 2020," first completed in early 2021 and re-mastered in 2024. All songs written in 2020 by The Shadow Banned. 01. AN AMERICAN CORONAVIRUS TALE (7:32) 02. THE SOCIAL DISTANCING SHUFFLE (6:20) 03. GERMAPHOBIA (9:27) 04. CHINA TOWN NUGGETS (4:59) 05. FAUX NEWS PANDEMIC (feat.Allie Beth Stuckey) (2:58) 06. OPERATION PAINT DROP (4:48) 07. SNITCHES GET STITCHES (4:18) 08. BANNED FROM TWITTER (4:45) 09. SHOW ME YOUR PAPERS (6:50) 10. NO APOLOGIES (11:42) 11. GET BETTER, BORIS (2:01) 12. THE JOY POLICE (3:44) 13. WAITIN' ON THE BALLOT RECOUNT (2:05) 14. IF BIDEN WINS (2:38) 15. IMAGINE (an honest version) (12:55) 16. MAY HISTORY REMEMBER THE FOOLISH (1:59) ------- BONUS TRACK: GERMAPHOBIA (extended alternate mix) 13:33 ------------------------------------------- Words & Music by The Shadow Banned free mp3 downloads: https://www.reverbnation.com/theshadowbanned Our new X account: https://x.com/TSB_Jeremiah (this is our 3rd account! ...we've now been banned from both Twtter and X!)

THE SHADOW BANNED - Thought Crimes TRACK LISTING: side A 00:00:00 Track 01. I AM NOT A SHEEP (5:14) 00:05:14 Track 02. THE ANTI-WOKE DRILL INSTRUCTOR (5:54) 00:11:09 Track 03. TOXIC FEMININITY (5:58) 00:17:07 Track 04. HOLLYWOOD'S FULL OF LOSERS (6:30) side B 00:23:38 Track 05. CLICKBAIT (06:29) 00:30:07 Track 06. I DON'T WANT TO RAISE FRAGILE KIDS (10:20) 00:40:27 Track 07. MAD SCIENTISTS (05:36) 00:46:03 Track 08. ALIENS (3:00) running time : 49 minutes recorded between 2021 & 2023

(a collection of demos and unreleased tracks from 2020 to 2024) 00:00 Are You A Boy Or Are You A Girl? (early cover version of 1965 single by The Barbarians) (3:23) 03:22 Acronym People (demo) 3:28 06:51 Critical Rock Theory (unreleased track) 5:59 12:51 The Only N-Word You Really Hate Is No (demo) 5:49 18:39 Johnathan Isaac (demo) 4:17 22:56 Get Off My Lawn (demo) 6:28 29:23 The Last 4th of July (early version) 4:45 34:10 Same Pig, Different Dress (early version) 2:16 36:26 W.A.F. (early version) 4:39 41:06 A Male Feminist Is Not to Be Trusted (demo) 3:37 44:02 The Exploding Whale (unreleased track) 5:57 50:39 Mad Scientists (early alternate version) 5:38 56:17 Brainwashed In College (demo) 5:40 01:01:57 Toxic Femininity (early version) 6:00 01:07:58 Show Me Your Papers (demo) 6:54 01:07:57 He Shot My Arm Off (demo) 7:38 01:22:29 Manson 2.0 (early version) 3:25 01:25:54 Recidivism (demo) 3:03 01:28:57 Sanctuary City (demo) 4:02 01:32:59 An Anonymous Letter To A Racist White Co-Worker ("Hindsight 2020" outtake) 3:29 01:36:28 Only A Narcissist (unreleased track) 4:19 01:40:47 That's Why They Made This Country (demo) 5:39 01:46:26 To the Peaceful Protestor Who Blew Up the Georgia Guide Stones (unreleased track) 2:14 01:48:39 Consider the Ashamed (early version) 2:46 01:51:24 Millions Are Deceived (featuring Pastor Paul Washer) (unreleased track) 6:13 01:57:38 Integrity Is Better Than Fame (demo) 4:42 02:02:19 If You Don't Know the Issues (demo) 2:02 02:04:22 Big Canoe (early rough demo) 3:15 02:07:38 Get Woke Go Broke Pt. III (from the unreleased "Get Woke Go Broke EP") 12:03 02:19:40 Anti-Woke Drill Instructor (early version) 5:57 02:25:37 A Micro-Aggression On Cherry Creek Trail ("Hindsight 2020" outtake demo) 3:54 02:29:31 American Zigzag (unreleased track) 7:52 02:37:24 Hollywood's Full Of Losers (early version) 6:25 02:43:48 Labor Day 2023 (instrumental demo) 8:00 02:51:48 If You Don't Want To Get Freaked Out ("Hindsight 2020" outtake demo) 4:57 02:56:45 Surprise! You're Dead... (This Is Not the Age of Aquarius) (early version) 4:29 03:01:14 Cali-FROWN-ia (rough demo) 4:17 03:05:30 Dawn Saved A Life (instrumental demo) 3:54 03:09:25 I Don't Want To Raise Fragile Kids (early version) 10:18 03:19:43 Everything Is Infotainment Nowadays ("Hindsight 2020" outtake demo) 4:27 03:24:10 Girl Scout Cookies Have Been Cancelled ("Hindsight 2020" outtake) 5:42 03:29:53 Ravenscraig (early rough demo) 5:49 03:35:42 I'm Tired of This P.C. B.S.! ("Hindsight 2020" outtake) 5:57 03:41:39 Stupid Intellectuals (early rough demo) 9:38 03:51:16 I'm Not A Sheep (single) 5:15 03:56:32 A Scrooge Living In A Frightened Nation (demo) 7:13 04:03:45 Aliens (Instrumental demo) 2:12 04:05:56 Thank You for Being A Hero ("Hindsight 2020" outtake) 3:50 04:09:47 Untitled Instrumental Demo 2:42 LYRICS: Are You A Boy, Or Are You A Girl (cover rendition of The Barbarians 1965 single) Are you a boy or are you a girl? With your long blonde hair you look like a girl (yeah, you look like a girl) Well, you may be a boy You look like a girl You're either a girl or you come from California (yeah, Cali-forn') You can talk from your woke high horse but you'll sink like a stone (yeah, a rollin' stone) You may be a boy You look like a girl Well, you may be you But you still need Jesus (yeah, you need Jesus) You can chase every other desire but you'll never be whole (No, never be whole) Well, you may be you You need Jesus (Hey, you look like a girl!) (Hey, you look like a girl!) (Hey, you look like a girl!) (Hey, you look like a girl!) (Hey, you look like a girl!) (Hey, you look like a girl!) (Hey, you look like a girl!) (Hey, you look like a girl!) are you a boy or are you a girl... (scat singing) Acronym People (demo) DEI stands for Deranged Egghead Intellectuals Diabolically Endless Idiocy Devils Evading Incrimination Demonically Evil Institution CRT stands for Cynical Racist Traitors Celebrating Radical Tyranny Criminals Reveling in your Tears Carnivores Raping the Trinity You say your acronym and that's what I hear You say your acronym and that's what I hear Beware of acronym people! FBI stands for Fraudulent Boogiemen Infidels and IRS stands for I'll Rot your Security CNN stands for Communist News Network WHO stands for World Hellraising Organization WEF stands for Worthless Evil Fakes MSNBC stands for Machiavellian Satanic News Broadcasting Crap! Raise a red flag Don't believe a word the best propaganda never seems absurd til you investigate discover the facts you don't have to take it from me DNC stands for Demonic Nihilistic Conspirators and CCP stands for Citizen-Controlling... Psychopaths! CEI stands for Communists Eating the Innocent FDA stands for Free Death Abounds! LGBTQ+ stands for I don't even know anymore! and BLM stands for Black Looting Matters You say your acronym and that's what I hear You say your acronym and that's what I hear You say your acronym and that's what I hear Raise a red flag Don't believe a word the best propaganda never seems absurd til you investigate discover the facts you don't have to take it from me Critical Rock Theory (unreleased track) Woke college students At the University of Wisconsin Labeled a 42-ton rock on their campus a symbol of racism Yes, a friggin' rock is a racist in 2021 These smart kids must’ve found something incriminating in the rock's old tweets! Or maybe the students were threatened by the rock having a higher GPA. The old adage, “dumber than a pile of rocks” comes to mind with this story The Wisconsin black student union demanded that the rock be removed from campus as one of a series of demands in the wake of the police killings of George Floyd and Breonna Taylor Here’s their reason why the rock was deemed racist: A 1925 Wisconsin State Journal article used the n-word as part of a nickname for the giant boulder. There was no evidence that the rock’s nickname survived to today The university eventually caved to their pressure Probably out of a fear of being called racist themselves And agreed to move the rock to a different location Major props to the contractors Who were hired to move the rock The crane and big rig operators earned a fifty-thousand-dollar contract Yes, fifty grand! They worked for FOUR HOURS to move the big boulder to a different location the contractors likely laughed all the way to the bank I bet they laughed all the way to the bank I bet they laughed all the way to the bank I bet they laughed all the way to the bank I bet they laughed all the way to the bank I bet they laughed all the way to the bank I bet they laughed all the way to the bank At least the private sector benefited from the University’s incompetence! I bet they laughed all the way to the bank Unfortunately, no one bothered to ask the question if the rock was in fact called the n-word, wouldn’t that make the rock an oppressed minority? Isn’t segregating the rock a form of discrimination? These things can’t be good! These things can’t be good! No one also took into consideration about the individuals on campus who identify as rocks if I identified as a rock I’d be livid by this act of discrimination against my kind! My pronouns are Rock, Rocker, and Rockself Don’t screw it up! Now that the rock has been moved What racism was solved? Calling an inanimate object "racist " surprisingly didn’t solve any of Wisconsin's problems or eliminate racism anywhere else in the world for that matter. This rock story seems to indicate we might be close to running out of things to call racist people are doing their best to keep division alive. The students clearly have nothing better to do It was just 77 years ago, in 1944, when men stormed the beaches of Normandy to fight against tyranny In 2021 college students protest rocks Lord help us all! Critical Rock Theory Critical Rock Theory Critical Rock Theory Critical Rock Theory Critical Rock Theory Critical Rock Theory Critical Rock Theory Critical Rock Theory Critical Rock Theory The Only N-Word You Really Hate Is 'No!' (demo) This one goes out to all public school administrators to all the mad celebrities and their mad scientist doctors You were raised by lazy parents and now you're raising our kids to whine and virtue signal and blame others for what they did And the only N-word you really hate is No The only N-word you really hate is No You got yourself stuck with nowhere to go Because the only N-word you really hate .... is No You lead our youth astray Now they're too blind to see Best to be tied to a mill stone And be thrown into the sea As the apostle Paul once said, "I wish they would mutilate themselves ....instead." And the only N word you really hate is No The only N word you really hate is No You got yourself stuck with nowhere to go Because the only N word you really hate .... is No You're liars and you're hypocrites You say "love" but you hate We want to grow old in peace But now it's too late Jonathan Isaac I’ve got a new favorite basketball player a forward for the Orlando Magic Jonathan Isaac I never heard of him Until he made a bold decision To not kneel for the national anthem In a game in July 2020 it took some guts it took some courage To go against the grain And not follow the woke mob In a press conference after the game Jonathan gracefully handled a question from a reporter who asked him a ridiculous two-part question: “You didn’t kneel for the national anthem, or wear a black lives matter shirt… Do you believe that black lives matter?” (music) He didn’t get flustered Or lose his cool She wanted to bait him, but he didn't play her game Jonathan thinks for himself “I only kneel before God.” he replied. This "reporter" a propagandist doesn't understand respect for religion or one’s relationship with the Lord and Jonathan calmly explained himself to her (music) It took a lot of courage to proclaim the Gospel. Jonathan did so to millions of viewers on international television That took more resolution than any of those kneeling for the anthem Or wearing a special t-shirt I heard a couple days later That the lord blessed Johnathan abundantly And his jersey sales went through the roof Only second to the self-proclaimed king, Lebron James "Wokeahauntus" Which is awesome Way to go Jonathan! We need more athletes like Jonathan in our professional sports I wonder how many of those players kneeling before the game didn't want to but also were afraid to disappoint others and went ahead and knelt anyway the courage Jonathan displayed is incredible. He stood up for what he believes in In the face of ridicule from his peers And the media He stood for what's right, And found himself standing alone. Jonathan is an American hero For having the guts to stand for his beliefs His actions make me want to read my Bible more. The only things we need to remember is to love God above all things and love our neighbors as ourselves. God Bless America! Get Off My Lawn (demo) If the children are our future then the future is f***ed It's not a simple case of being down on our luck When no one will lift a finger to earn a buck It's no wonder we feel the technology suck! Why does society celebrate lost souls for whom it's much too late? Is that really somebody to emulate? Consuming anything that makes their ego inflate. Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! There's nothing wrong with calling out dumb This thought, I must admit, had never dawned: That I'd be one of those old guys screaming "Get off my lawn!" But when right is right and the left is wrong it's no wonder everyone is buying a gun And if you think the coast is clear Well, look again, son Those are not mostly peaceful protestors out on your lawn Hey, young person I'm talking to you If you're offended It's 'cause you know what to do but don't want to You better take a good look around you 'Cause some day you're going to be an old man too! Will you trust your children to protect you? Dumb! Dumb! Lazy, spoiled and dumb The next generation keeps getting more dumb Foolishness She offers you a banquet and gives you a funeral Dumb Dumb Dealing with dumb is never fun Dealing with dumb is never fun Dealing with dumb Dealing with dumb Dumb! Dumb! The Last 4th of July (early version) (scat singing) squishy…. Weak…. soft…. Flaccid…. 'n' lame…. boring…. Quiet. soy milk… low testosterone. impossible burgers…. sugar free jello and sandals with socks ….Unamerican! those are words that come to mind When I hear about the city of Parker replacing their July 4th fireworks with some stupid drones flying outta in the sky out of some concern for the alleged "dry conditions" and that our beloved fireworks will start a forest fire Mark my words: I’ll never ever go to a Drone light show NO!!!! I’ll never ever go to a Drone light show NO!!!! I’ll never ever go to a Drone light show NO!!!! I’ll never ever go NEVER GONNA GO! For as long as I live you couldn’t pay me to watch your city’s drone display we set off FIREWORKS for a reason. EXPLOSIONS ARE THE SOUND OF FREEDOM. KaBoom! KaBoom! KaBoom! Did you hear that?! Dang right ya did. that’s why your coffee table's still vibrating that’s why your coffee table's still vibrating that’s why your coffee table's still vibrating that’s why your coffee table's still vibrating Where's the kaboom from your silly billy drone light show, huh?? when I think of our nation’s independence and freedom and red, white, and blue I think of an earth shattering KABOOM the sweetest sound in the world To hell with that hushed, quiet, sugar free jello, commie drone garbage! commie drone garbage! commie drone garbage! commie drone garbage! “Those drones… floating in air... gave proof through the night... that our flag was still there” That’s not how the song goes! it's Commie revisionist history! It’s just a smaller part of a bigger plan to hollow-out American traditions where the only smoke screen is the environment at least that's what they claim's the motivation The first week of July is for flag waving patriots and the deafening sou nds of our badass, bombastic fireworks! And you can’t forget about the sweet smell of sulfur oh man! I love that burnt sulfur smell that’s not something you can replace with a mechanical fairy If we let em get away with treating us like kids you can guess what else they’re cooking up Easter, Labor Day, Memorial Day they’ll be coming for our food! The commies want us to sit around a table repent for the sins of our ancestors Tofu Turkey at Thanksgiving and Christmas Only air-fry no more barbeques I’ll never ever go to a Drone light show NO!!!! I’ll never ever go to a Drone light show NO!!!! I’ll never ever go to a Drone light show NO!!!! I’ll never ever go NEVER GONNA GO! Same Pig, Different Dress (early version) What are they going to call it next? Whatever it'll be Same pig different dress What are they going to call it next? Whatever it'll be Same pig different dress Marxism Progressivism New Age and New Order Unity in a Brave New World Flower Power and Communism Wokeism Socialism and the Peace Movement Environmentalism and Globalism Whatever they call it it's all the same Hell's propaganda leaking into your brain What are they going to call it next? Whatever it'll be Same pig different dress listen up beatniks hippies and punks Gen X Grungies and metalheads Goth shoegazers and the Hip Hop masters old time swingers and country singers ever wonder who's may be pulling your chain? here's one clue, they're all the same the rhetoric of narcissists and psychopaths angels of light with darker halves what are they going to call it next? whatever it'll be same pig different dress you can bet it'll make it's way 'round again but next time we'll be ready my friend W.A.F. (early version) We don't want boss bitches or your body count back in college We don't want a Disney Princess a ran thru slut or any other hot messes We don't want WAP! We want WAF!!! We don't want WAP! We want WAF!!! WOMEN AGAINST... FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! WOMEN AGAINST... FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! WOMEN AGAINST... FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! WOMEN AGAINST... FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! FEMI-NAZIS!!!!!! We don't want your armpit hair We're not attracted to your thousand-yard stare You can keep your edible underwear Where your path leads it's very hot down there WE WANT! WOMEN AGAINST... FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! WOMEN AGAINST... FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! WOMEN AGAINST... FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! WOMEN AGAINST... FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! I want a woman in a pink cowboy hat & boots who won't give me any BS a woman who loves the truth She won't take any BS either and she knows how to stand her ground when it comes to her family a woman who makes her husband proud We don't want The View Taylor Swift & Beyoncé too Build Back Better? Get a Joy(Reid)less clue! You narcissists have tun red this country into a zoo FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! We don't want WAP! We want WAF!!! We don't want WAP! We want WAF!!! WOMEN AGAINST FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! WOMEN AGAINST FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! WOMEN AGAINST FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! WOMEN AGAINST FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! FEMI-NAZIS ! ! ! FEMI - NAZIS ! ! ! We don't want WAP We want WAF (repeat) WOMEN AGAINST F E M I - N A Z I S ! ! ! F E M I - N A Z I S ! ! ! F E M I - N A Z I S ! ! ! WOMEN AGAINST F E M I - N A Z I S ! ! ! F E M I - N A Z I S ! ! ! F E M I - N A Z I S ! ! ! A Male Femenist Is Not to Be Trusted (demo) Does being a feminist make you less of a man? Yes it does! Yes it does Does being a feminist make you less of a man? Yes it does! Yes it does A male feminist, isn’t manly. Treating women with respect is manly. If you bow to them, let them walk all over you, being too agreeable isn't manly These male feminists are simply not to be trusted. These type of men Sometimes use female tactics to compete against other men for women. They’re wolves in sheep’s clothing. Why doesn't it work? Women are better at female tactics. They see right through it. Any man who calls himself a feminist has probably done some degrading things to women. It’s an extreme overcorrection brought on by guilt. I’d bet my next paycheck that many of these male feminists have a criminal record and probably aren’t allowed within 500 feet of a school. Deep down, male feminists really hate women for denying them their entire lives. They’re desperate, in denial, and dishonest in their intentions. No woman who catches onto this will respect a man who behaves like this These low testosterone feminist men are also slow can’t pick heavy things up, And basically, just pathetic weasels As Bill Burr once joked, "Ladies, if you pick a guy like that, you better hope the killer picks the house next door." Here’s a question for you: How many male feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None They had to ask a real man to do it No matter what hardships you may go through in life be thankful you’re not a male feminist. That’s just a pathetic thing to be And to all the parents out there Please do your best to ensure your son doesn’t grow up to be a male feminist. The Exploding Whale (unreleased track) It was 1970 Florence, Oregon The decade got started with a bang A dead whale was stuck on the beach 8 tons and 45 feet it wasn’t long before beachgoers complained about the giant rotting whale carcass stench The newscaster said local authorities had a ‘stinky whale of a problem’ on their hands The Oregon department of transportation were tasked with solving the problem. It might’ve been the very first time a whale carcass washed up on the beach. Authorities weren’t sure how to get rid of it They said it simply couldn’t be buried nor cut up and buried no one wanted to do that. Thankfully, someone spoke up at the whale meeting With the genius idea To blow the whale up With a half ton of dynamite! That would blow the whale into oblivion with no large chunks remaining Any small pieces of whale bits still around Would be chomped up by hungry seagulls The decision-makers were also attracted to the thrill of blowing stuff up! On the day of the blast many people congregated on the beach. to watch the great spectacle The dynamite went off And exploded the 8-ton whale BOOOOOM!! The massive sound of the explosion was oddly satisfying And could be heard 25 miles away Someone yelled out, “Thar’ she blows!” Unfortunately... the whale didn’t disintegrate And the entertainment Quickly turned into a run for survival As people ran for cover From the falling debris “The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds” Said the newscaster. Said the newscaster. “The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds” Said the newscaster. Said the local newscaster. huge chunks of whale blubber rained down from the sky Bystanders hurried away from the beach. There were reports that some of the whale weighed as much as two hundred pounds. One local couple unaware of the day’s festivities parked their car looking forward to a relaxing day on the beach, and witnessed a slab of whale skin smack down on their windshield “Hunny, what is that?” “that, there, looks like dead whale flesh!” “that, there, looks like dead whale flesh!” “that, there, looks like dead whale flesh!” “THAT, THERE, LOOKS LIKE DEAD WHALE FLESH!!!” A parked car one-quarter mile from the blast was the victim of a larger whale flesh chunk that landed on the roof of his car and completely smashed it in. Everyone on the scene Was covered in dead whale guts, and would go home that evening smelling of burnt blubber stuck to their skin, clothes, and hair... the worst thing they’ve ever smelled in their lives The seagulls who were supposed to clean things up were nowhere in sight either scared off from the blast or grossed out by the stink of wretched charred whale flesh that hung in the air that hung in the air (...now that's what I call 'cloudy with a chance of meatballs'...) Mad Scientists (alternate version) Mad Scientists taking over the world! Mad Scientists taking over the world! Mad Scientists taking over the world! Mad Scientists taking over the world! I thought these kinds of villians exist only in cartoons but I was wrong! They're probably wringing their hands laughing "za vorld vill be MINE!!!" Rubbing elbows with elites and progressives creating pseudo-science junk-food to feed the masses turning the planet into their own labaratory making Guinea Pigs out of each and every one of us! Mad Scientists taking over the world! Mad Scientists taking over the world! Mad Scientists taking over the world! Mad Scientists taking over the world! You got Bill Gates buying farmland like it's going out of style! What for? Data experts and mental health clinicians hired by the CDC and there's more! vaccine mandates shutting down society in Canada and "Down Under" As hapless idiots buy all the propaganda believing we'll be living in some Star Trek utopia Mad Scientists taking over the world! Mad Scientists taking over the world! Mad Scientists taking over the world! Mad Scientists taking over the world! (bridge) I thought these psychos existed in cartoons and horror films but I was wrong! Frankenstein "Frankenfood" GMO B.S. turning us into The Toxic Avenger A future of animal-human hybrids and transgender bathrooms while microchips and AI technology hail the arrival of the Mark of The Beast! Nanobots! Vaccines! Stem cells! Gain of Function! Eugenics! "Plan-demics"! Lockdowns! CHEMICAL WARFARE!!! NO COMPLAINCE! NO SURRENDER! NO COMPLAINCE! NO SURRENDER! NO COMPLAINCE! NO SURRENDER! NO COMPLAINCE! NO SURRENDER! Brainwashed In College (demo) Shove that Marxist bulls*** down my throat Gonna scream "Democracy now!" and pretend to vote I'll soon have Communism running through these red-blooded veins Cuz I'm going to college to re-program my brain! Gonna get brainwashed in college! Gonna get brainwashed in college! Gonna get brainwashed in college! Gonna get brainwashed in college! Why do my parents gotta be such creeps? All my other friends got hybrids and I got a Jeep They say it's the content of my character that matters Well tell that to my face when I vote Bernie Sanders Gonna get brainwashed in college! Gonna get brainwashed in college! Gonna get brainwashed in college! Gonna get brainwashed in college! (Bridge) Little do my students know that when I teach a class I'm pulling information right out my ass Sure I've read the Gulag Archipelligo But what's most important for these brats is what they don't know. You see I remember the 1960s When like today we tried to bring the country to it's knees Uncle Karl taught us comrades that it all was a lie But we're not stupid, we just want to see people die..... Why bother learning to think for yourself, when mom and dad would rather pretend to be elves? So I guess I'll go school and get pumped full of sh** and rely on government to take care of it Gonna get brainwashed in college! Gonna get brainwashed in college! Gonna get brainwashed in college! Gonna get brainwashed in college! (random Zappa-esque dialogue at the end) I need to get my books and some notepads and a backpack and trapper-keeper and some pens and some pencils. Not the dumb wooden pencils though. Ugh. I prefer the automatic pencils. It's too much work having to keep sharpening over and over and over. Like seriously. Who makes stuff out of wood anymore? What are we like living in the 1970s or some dinosaur year? (coach whistle) Fire up, Chips! Fire up, Chips! Fire up, Chips! (more random students talking...) That is so racists against Native Americans! ...I gotta get my school jersey with all the school colors... Gotta get my university ID, and a case of beer, and some condoms, and an espresso machine, and directions to the nearest strip club... ...gotta join a fraternity so I don't have to be bothered with finding real friends on my own.... I've already been practicing at home to prepare for the hazing ritual.... I can hold my bladder for over an hour now. ...can't wait to get my hands on some of the rival team's cheerleaders! It's all good... they're a buncha rural conservatives at that school anyway... they're just asking for it... ..who, ya know, can't read very good.... (begin fade out) ...and don't practice no good grammar skills. ...and who wave the flag. ....and go to church. ...and listen to country music. ...and actually ENJOY manual labor! ...and who like capitalism. ...and they're actually AGAINST killing babies! ...well it's not that my sorority sisters and I are a bunch of narcissists. We just hate people that we've been told are stupider than us... No I'm not really gay....I just act like this to get p***y! ...I turned the girl's bathroom into a safe space!... ...America is sooo stupid. Why can't the entire world be like college? ...I'm just gonna become a career-student. I just wanna spend my whole life in college... Toxic FemIninity (early version) If a woman you’re interested in describes herself as a feminist on a first date You might wanna describe yourself as leaving If you’re doing online dating And you see the word "feminist" in her profile That’s a red flag It’s a code word for: “I hate white men and I want to kill 'em” It’s time for loneliness to swipe right dodge that woke disaster at all costs Toxic......Femininity (Toxic Femininity!) Toxic......Femininity (Toxic Femininity!) Toxic......Femininity (Toxic Femininity!) Toxic......Femininity (Toxic Femininity!) There are other words you need to watch out for as well If a woman ever uses the word "fascist" or says "I identify as…" or “Let’s dismantle the patriarchy” or throws around the word "intersectionality" or “gender pay gap” or “LatinX” and has no sense of humor about what’s coming out of her mouth You gotta lace up your shoes And run fast You have too much self-respect to tolerate someone who hates you. You don’t want to find yourself in a relationship With a woke, vegan, man-hating nightmare with a victim-mindset That’ll be a slow suicide you’re better off alone than tied to a crazy lunatic who is completely disconnected from reality you don’t wanna date a feminist woman nowadays because the focus of attention will shift away from your relationship and instead to ideology, propaganda, and leftist bullshit you’ll never form a cohesive unit with such a woman. She’ll blame you for things you didn’t do and things you don't want to be associated with. her energy will be aligned to fighting a war that is only in her head. This is not feminism. This is toxic femininity. It's also as if some of these woke feminists don't want women to be the best versions of themselves but instead to become the worst versions of men. it doesn’t matter how attractive a woke woman might be, (that is if you can find an attractive one) you’re inflicting a lot of pain on yourself To stick around and subject yourself to her mental illness. In a few years Miss Wokey McWokeface Unmarried and childless Her eggs completely scrambled will become the strange‘cat woman’ who lives down the street. Single, bitter, promiscuous, and unhappy for the rest of her miserable godless life. Keep your distance! Don’t be a fool! Don't try to save her! It’s pretty simple don't date women who hate men. As the good book warns us: "It's better to spend your years alone in the desert, eating sand, than to spend even 1 hour with a toxic woman." Heed this important wisdom Toxic......Femininity (Toxic Femininity!) Toxic......Femininity (Toxic Femininity!) Toxic......Femininity (Toxic Femininity!) Toxic......Femininity (Toxic Femininity!) Show Me Your Papers (demo) Show me your papers Proof of your jab Evidence of your vax So you can gain access to restaurants attend school fly on a plane go to a concert Or even hold a job ‘History is relpeat with examples Of where the ominous phrase “show me your papers” can take us. Freedoms have been limited Groups segregated Wars have been waged 'cause a frightened public screamed for safety Treating others as dangerous and dirty Has led the human race To do terrible things 'Show me your papers' should alarm all of us Yet, people go along with it like it's normal. It’s fear that drives people to do crazy things. I was caught off guard by how much Americans have just rolled over and accepted this bs and gone along with these damn mandates Hasn't humanity survived pandemics before? I mean, we're all here! It’s a big deal That people believe they have the right to know the status of others Getting asked to show your papers: ‘It's punishment for non-compliance, rather than science' It’s NOT about protecting people These mandates are all about power it's about complete control over what we can and can't do. Don’t let em’ fool you! When a vaccine works you don’t worry about who is around you because breakthroughs are very rare with real vaccines. These things don’t stop the spread! Nothing is stopping this virus! Your mandates are not valid! “If you have to be persuaded, reminded, bullied, pressured, incentivized, intimidated, lied to, guilt tripped, coerced, socially shamed, censored, threatened, paid, punished, and criminalized in order to gain your compliance – you can be absolutely certain what is being promoted is not in your best interest.” (Jonathan Leroux) Oh is that right? you wanna see my papers?!?!?! I’ve got something to show you How about my middle finger jammed in your face! Non-compliance has gotta be widespread. Strength in numbers! Strength in numbers! Say it with me, I will not comply! I will not comply! I will not comply! When tyranny becomes law, Resistance becomes duty When tyranny becomes law, Resistance becomes duty When tyranny becomes law, Resistance becomes duty I will not comply! I will not comply! We will not We will not comply! He Shot My Arm Off (demo) Theives tried to rob a convenience store in Norco, California but the owner, an eighty-year-old man named Craig wasn’t havin' it he was watching the four bad guys on his security camera when they rolled up in a stolen SUV and when they entered his store wearing ski masks and hoods one of them with an assault rifle pointed it in Craig's direction But the old maaan was quick and with a shotg un in hand he pulled the trigger first and struck one of the men as the suspects fled the store the man who was hit was heard screaming “HE SHOT MY ARM OFF!” “HE SHOT MY ARM OFF!” squealing like a little girl and bleeding like a stuck pig as the four bad guys scrambled back into the stolen SUV the only thing keeping the bad guy’s arm from hitting the ground was his long-sleeved shirt! it was probably a bird shot load Craig hit him with And not a buck double O Otherwise the bad guy wouldn’t have an arm left, or a life bad guy got Rosenbaumed! bad guy got Rosenbaumed! bad guy got Rosenbaumed!Rosenbaumed! bad guy got Rosenbaumed! bad guy got Rosenbaumed! bad guy got Rosenbaumed!Rosenbaumed! Unfortunately, Craig had a heart attack the night of the shooting due to the stress of the situation possibly thinking about the consequences he might have to endure from the California "justice" system and their love for criminals. Craig had a choice to make to kill or be killed Thankfully Craig recoverd And was back at his store in a matter of days The security cameras got terrific footage resulting in a viral video And Craig got an unexpected five minutes of fame He later told a newscaster “The guy pointed the gun right at me. It was either him or me, and I was a little bit faster.” The Norco community rallied around ol' Craig an outpouring of support a beautiful thing to see “I support 'im a hundred percent." ...One neighbor said "He was acting in self-defense He protected his life!" I’m sending healing prayers to this man, he went through enough! The only ones that should’ve wound up in the hospital are those useless thugs" another neighbor said, “People need to understand that when someone is doing violence against you you got a right to defend” “He protected his business” The newscaster said "No! Get it right! The neighbor said "He protected his life!" Craig survived an armed robbery and a heart attack in one day The man is a legend Ya gotta love a story like this! Craig should be an example for the rest of us It’s a shame more business owners don’t respond the way he did Play a stupid game, ya win a stupid prize! (Pull the trigger Pull the trigger!) rather than giving the criminals what they want. (Pull the trigger Pull the trigger!) Craig was commended by the Sheriff's Department. The video of the shooting made him a celebrity. People flocked to his store to congratulate him and get a picture and buy their own T-shirt that read “Don’t Mess with Norco, We’ll shoot your arm off!” Craig eventaully passed away in October of '22 he had owned that store since 1976. Hard to believe This all went down in California, maybe we can pitch it to Hollywood! Manson 2.0 (early version) THE MANSON FAMILY IS BACK AGAIN THEY'RE BACK AGAIN THEY WANT A RACE WAR DON'T GIVE IT TO THEM ANTIFA AND BLM AND BLM BLACK PANTHERS AND THE KKK AND BLM THE KKK AND ANTIFA AND BLM THEY'RE OUTTA THEIR MINDS DON'T LISTEN TO THEM AND EVERY NAZI EVERY COMMIE AND ANY REBEL SOLDIER OF THE ENEMY SOWING DIVISION AND INSTABILITY ANTIFA AND BLM AND BLM GEORGE SOROS AND THE KKK AND BLM THE KKK AND ANTIFA AND BLM Recidivism (demo) Recidivism! The symptom of a broken judicial system Recidivism! Elites & crooked judges & politicians fist-bump In back rooms and in darkened corridors Where communists wage war upon the poor They don't care who lives and who gets killed As long they can do the devil's will with... Recidivism! No! Recidivism! Planned obsolescence destroying the nations Recidivism! Another ploy to reduce populations! Reward the bad and demonize the good And they won't stop 'til all the world's a hood A revolving door so criminals won't fall A planned excuse to declare Marshall law because of... Recidivism! No! No! No! No! (music) Lining their pockets with the blood money Approved destruction of society The Joker's goons are running free To rape and pillage your family due to... Recidivism! No! No! No! No! (music) Sanctuary City (demo) We don't want to live In a Sanctuary City The streets smell like piss And the neighborhoods are sh***y And when you call the cops They'll show criminals pity Who would want to live In a Sanctuary City? Not me would you? Not me would you? There's no hope In a Sanctuary City No one wants your business 'cause life's too nitty gritty It's full of hungry animals Just looking for a titty Who the hell would live in a Sanctuary City? Let them burn 'em down Let them burn 'em all down As long as they all stay in town We don't want those clowns around In our small towns Let them burn themselves to the ground Death always looms In a Sanctuary City The leaders there are evil and their hearts are itty-bitty They only want power And their politics are sh***y Why live a lie In Sanctuary City? ya gotta be outta you're mind Let them burn em down Let them burn em all down As long as they all remain in town Let them burn themselves to the ground! We don't want those clowns around In our small towns And if they come around they're asking to be found Why live a lie In Sanctuary City? Why live a lie In Sanctuary City? Why live a lie In Sanctuary City? There's no hope In a Sanctuary City... There's no hope In a Sanctuary C..... We don't want to live In a Sanctuary City!! The streets smell like piss And the neighborhoods are sh***y And when you call the cops They show criminals pity Who would want to live In a Sanctuary City? Sanctuary City Sanctuary City Sanctuary City Sanctuary City An Anonymous Letter To A Racist White Co-Worker ("Hindsight 2020" outtake) Dear Inconsiderate, Racist, White Co-Worker You are a white supremacist! And!!! ... a white piece of horse manure (This is just an anonymous letter to another racist white co-worker This is just an an anonymous letter to another racist white co-worker) The way you have... DEFILED!!!!... ... our breakroom community microwave Is UN-AC-CEPT-A-BLLLLLLLLLLE!!! Those of us in this workplace, who are opressed and marginalized at least deserve a clean microwave… when heating up our lunch… a microwave that isn’t soiled with dead animal parts and cow mucus… Yuck! It takes special cleaning supplies and steel wool to scrub that nasty crap off. It took me an hour to even put a dent in that catastrophe, My arm is still sore! I couldn't even play video games! So you can imagine why I'm little tense right now! Tell you what, buddy! You have exploded your very last beef & cheese burrito It is only your white privilege that has allowed you to get away with these...ATROCITIES ...for as long as you have! I will NOT tolerate this workplace hostility! Here’s what you’re gonna do Take your pasty cracker ass And your Costco sized box of burritos and get the hell out of our diverse, equitable, and inclusive breakroom! (It's just another anonymous letter to another racist white co-worker It's just another anonymous letter to another racist white co-worker) Why don't you go do a swan dive into Mount Vesuvius... a**hole! I really hope ya die Whitey Ford ! Why don’t you do us all a favor And take a toaster bath! Or better yet Jump in a bathtub And I’ll toss in a microwave that’s heating up one of your beloved burritos Wouldn’t that be sweet poetic justice! Watching you fry to death? (You're a racist white co-worker! You're a racist white co-worker! You're a racist white co-worker! You're a racist white co-worker!) Say good-bye to this diverse community of long-suffering co-workers On whom you inflicted with so much pain and suffering No one will miss you! Especially those of us who had to use the microwave after you! Sincerely, -An Anonymous, Angry Non-Binary, Gender Non-Conforming, Co-Worker! (You're a racist white co-worker!) Only A Narcissist (unreleased track) only a narcissist would double down even when they know they're wrong only a sociopath would double down even when all reason's gone We all have narcissistic tendencies It's more complicated than the birds & bees But if a loved-one is making you afraid to sneeze Then I'm sorry to say you're livin' on your knees Personality Disorders are destroying society Basket case egomanics destroy good peoples' sanity Nothing you do will ever be good enough It's never just as simple as us and them They push you away while pulling you back in This gaslighting madness is surely a sin only a narcissist would double down even when they think they've won only a psychopath would double down even when all feeling's gone We all have narcissistic tendencies It's more complicated than the birds & bees But if a loved-one's making you afraid to sneeze Then I'm sorry to say you're livin' on your knees Personality Disorders are destroying society Basket case egomanics destroy good peoples' sanity Nothing you do will ever be good enough It's never as simple as just us and them They push you away while pulling you back in This gaslighting madness is surely a sin They got no flexible thinking They got no flexible thinking You might think they've been drinking But it's just no flexible thinking no flexible thinking no flexible thinking no flexible thinking no flexible thinking Oh no! That's Why They Made This Country (demo) Just let everybody be Class stuggles are everywhere. Look at the United Kingdom Airquotes over "United" Even they know it's a joke Monty Python's Flying Circus built a career out of it (music) Look, we humans just aren't going to get a long We never have been able to and we never will, this side of the pearly gates the best we can do is just try not to kill each other or control each other and just let everyone else be We're all just trying to get through life the best we can while minimizing the ouside forces controlling us that's why they made this country that's why they made this country that's why they made this country Consider the Ashamed (early version) Every holocaust begins with it's us against them if you think they're not coming for you think again when I see kids waving signs saying "Euthianize Christians!" it's not hard to see the writing on the wall Is this what you want on your record? Is this what you want on your record? Look at those citizens after the war the embarrassed and ashamed of Germany Is that what what you want on your record is this what you want for a legacy? In Vietnam, Russia, or China Palestine or Rwanda the rhetoric is always the same the language of psychopaths To the Peaceful Protestor Who Blew Up the Georgia Guide Stones (unreleased track) You are a modern day Gideon someone worthy of praise a brave soldier in God's Army whether you know it or not So we salute you, sir or mam for your act of righteous defiance and your defense of the sacred to purge the land of evil You are a modern day Gideon someone worthy of praise a brave soldier in God's Army whether you know it or not So we salute you, sir or mam for your act of righteous defiance and your defense of the sacred to purge the land of evil Millions Are Deceived (featuring Pastor Paul Washer) (unreleased track) Integrity Is Better Than Fame (demo) I didn't monetize this song Not even gonna use my real name I don't care if you like me or not Integrity is better than fame I do what I do to glorify God Glorify God not me It's the least I could do for the One who rescued me I'm a walking miracle I should have died or gone insane Never knew it would be comforting to know I'm the only one to blame (instrumental) If I should die before I wake I pray the Lord my soul to take I sleep peacefully knowing He's in control and no one else is gonna save my soul Integrity is better than fame If You Don't Know the Issues (demo) If you don't know the issues don't go to the protest rally If you don't know the issues don't start an X account If you don't know the issues Don't go to the voting booth If you don't know the issues Don't claim that you have the truth if you can't see past your algorithmic bubble this generation's in for real trouble don't you want to be an exception? are you brave enough to face rejection? or do you want to be another penguin in a herd Commenting and listening to the Young Turds (Turks)? ..... If you don't know the issues Don't go to council meeting If you don't know the issues don't force us with what you're eating If you don't know the issues Don't go to your prayer closet If you don't know the issues Unless maybe you're a vet I've been on both sides of the fence one's for death, the other righteousness don't be so sure of your convictions righteousness doesn't lead to addiction why choose for yourself if you have to put everyone else on a shelf? If you don't know the issues you're gonna need more tissues Critical thinking is lost on most people nowadays Seems people would rather walk around in a cheap daze Big Canoe (early rough demo) Big Canoe (early rough demo) VERSE 1 Goin' downstream may seem fun at first But eventually it be comes the worst Despite all the water you begin to thirst Before you know it you're riding in the back of a hearse CHORUS 1 If you're not careful You'll be swept up in the current If you're not careful You will get pulled down If you're not careful You'll be in the devil's playground If you're not careful You are going to drown VERSE 2 Goin' downstream may seem fun at first But eventually it becomes the worst Despite all the water you begin to thirst Before you know it you find yourself under a curse BRIDGE: Do not envy sinners, my friend Their destiny is destruction If you want to make it to the end Hold fast to your salvation Do not envy sinners Their destiny is destruction If you want to be a winner Hold fast to your salvation salvation (instrumental) VERSE 3 Goin' 'gainst the current is not easy to do You'll need lots of friends and a big canoe And though at times it seems you're not moving at all It's a garauntee you won't go down a waterfall CHORUS 2 If you're not careful You'll be swept up in the current If you're not careful You will get pulled down If you're not careful You'll be in the devil's playground If you're not careful You are going to drown ENDING Don't be a fool Get away from the whirlpool Anchor your soul and you won't go down down that hole down that hole down that hole Do not envy sinners Their destiny is destruction If you want to be a winner Hold fast to your salvation Do not envy sinners, my friend Their destiny is destruction If you want to make it to the end Hold fast to your salvation salvation Get Woke Go Broke Pt. III (from the unreleased "Get Woke Go Broke EP") Anti-Woke Drill Instructor (early version) (Sound of marching feet in military boots stomping closer and closer as music starts up, coinciding with the beat) CHORUS: (Soldiers in unison:) Make way! For the Anti-Woke Drill Instructor! (x4) Now listen-up you green loving, soy drinking, vegan pond scum! Your poor families sent your pathetic rumps to me to see if we can't whoop the snowflake outta ya! And if there's one thing I loooove to do, it's beating the crap out of snowflakes! I AM your unfriendly neighborhood Anti-Woke Drill Instructor!!! AKA "The Soy Boy Crusher" and "The Fairy Princess Slayer!" My job...no, my SUPERPOWER, is to turn you wimps into something resembling a real man. You came in here with a couple o' Milk Duds in your drawers. And so help me, you'll need a damn wheelbarrow to carry your nuts in on the way out!!!! CHORUS: (Soldiers in unison:) Make way! For the Anti-Woke Drill Instructor! (x4) CHORUS: * (Soldiers in unison:) Make way! For the Anti-Woke Drill Instructor! (x4...) (*...starts repeating under the following dialogue as it begins and continues until the music changes) The training I provide is to help you become better, stronger, faster, less sensitive, and more productive men in society. But first I'm gonna knock that political correctness right outta your skull. I will happily and shamelessly mock your dumb, stupid and illogical woke ideas until you're weeping like children that didn't win a trophy in the Special Olympics! I’m gonna teach you to think like a man! You WILL unlearn all the garbage propaganda they pumped you full of in college. Consider TODAY your first day of KINDERGARTEN! (Music dips quieter, chorus vocals stop) After a summer of me screaming in your face with my coffee breath, confronting all your BS, I’m confident you'll thank me for restoring your God-given roles as real men. Full of integrity! Dignity! And honor! And all the proper chromosomes! Plus, several cans of whoop-ass in your back pocket, of various shapes, sizes and flavors. Except soy of course!!! (Bridge) (Music picks back up) For the record, I don’t even know what soy milk tastes like! I DO know that ever since that crap hit the shelves, masculinity has plummeted, as well as the average testosterone levels for male adults! And meanwhile, suicide rates for men have skyrocketed. Coincidence? I don't think so! Sounds like a Marxist/Communist plot if I ever heard one! BRIDGE: (Soldiers in unison:) He does not know what soy milk tastes like (x2) How are we going to keep America's future secure, with a bunch of effeminate Twitter-twats running around looking for a trans bathroom and complaining that their thumbs hurt from too much texting??? Last week, I got a call from a distraught young woman. She said to me, “I have got to get my husband into your program...I had to show him how to replace a flat tire on our car. He didn't know what a tire iron is...I asked him to go get me the jack and he brought back some yarn and knitting needles! I'm in serious trouble here. Then he took a couple philosophy classes down at the local college. Now he dyes his hair blue and wears sandals with socks! I've lost all respect for him. Please help!" "This poor woman was desperate, and at the end of her rope. I said to her, ‘Mam…it sounds like this man-child is gonna need a more intensive program...I recommend my Soy Boy Crusher service for an extra charge...but its guaranteed to break that supposed "man" down for you, so we can start from scratch and build him back up into a REAL man... you won't regret it...” By week 7, that sadsack of a man knew what the hell a tire-iron is. With my tough love approach…and your commitment to improvement… I can help you become a stronger, better version of yourself. A better man! Most importantly for yourself…but also for your spouses, AND your community! But first we're gonna squeeze every last woke drop of soy juice out of you! And remember: Cowards don't inherit the Kingdom! Now let the instruction begin!!!! CHORUS: (Soldiers in unison:) Make way! For the Anti-Woke Drill Instructor! (x12) (Chorus and music fades, leaving only marching boots sounds again) A Micro-Aggression On Cherry Creek Trail ("Hindsight 2020" outtake demo) I love riding my bike Down Cherry Creek trail Headed west towards the mountains An eleven-mile ride from my house to REI There’s two lanes on the trail. One lane for bikers, walkers, and runners heading East And another lane for the same traffic going west There’s a nice little stream off to the side With rocks Flowing water very pretty The trail goes underneath some bridges Occasionally I’ll see homeless people And drug addicts And other shady looking characters hanging out it’s usually not enough to spoil my bike ride mostly just a lot of young people getting in their exercise however, there was one event that cast some shade on my glorious bike ride And almost ruined my ride I was on the trail heading west that’s when I spotted a black kid on a skateboard twenty years old maybe just some punk kid who tried to fuck with my life He started in his lane With the rest of the east bound traffic But decided to shake things up a bit For god knows what reason and switched lanes now he was going the wrong way Riding his skateboard straight towards me Going east In a westbound lane aimed right at me like a missile. What the fuck is he doing? I thought that’s the wrong way On a one-way Plus I’m not wearing my helmet! Though I never wear my helmet We made eye contact He’s looking right in my face he can see me! I started to ring my bell like a dummy That wasn’t gonna help but he doesn’t care because this is an intentional move on his part The distance between us started to close Head on collision Who was gonna flinch first? As we got closer I hollered at him “WAKE THE FUCK UP!” And started to brace for impact He was still staring right at me an intentional move To fuck with me No doubt about that right before we were gonna collide He swerved out of the way As I winced My heart beating fast What the fuck!?!??!?!? Now thoroughly pissed off I struggled to make sense of his behavior The first thing that popped in my head Was something stupid I learned at work I learned all about micro-aggressions In my diversity and inclusion training at work I thought about categorizing his behavior as a microaggression But I wasn’t sure It seemed a bit more severe than a micro thing Could it also be a macroaggression? Or maybe a medium sized aggression? or maybe his behavior is just a shitty thing to do a dick move and race has nothin to do with it then again does none of that count because I’m a straight white man? And he’s a black twerp on a skateboard Can you commit micro-aggressions towards straight white males? I guess it depends on who you ask Who the fuck knows anymore?! All I know is that we almost had a head on collision And that was stressful And it fucked with my bike ride But not too much I kept peddling on And enjoying my ride American Zigzag (unreleased track) if you find yourself in an active shooter siteation which would be messed up but let’s face the facts here an active shooter is as American as warm yummy apple pie with a side scoop of vanilla ice cream so I’m gonna give you some practical advice on how to stay alive in this freaky siteation here’s what ya gotta doooooooo first, run in the opposite direction of the shooter if the shooter is to your left then you run yo fat bunz to the right as fast as you possibly can I know that seems pretty obvious but the advice I’m about to give ya next is not super obvious at least not to the man with the gun as you run away now this is important so listen closely to what I have to say you need to run in a zig zag motion. Don’t you go runnin in a straight line, ya hear me? That’s too predictable. as you run away from the shooter. you gotta zig to your right then you gotta make a quick zag to your left alright, then repeat the process zig then zag, zig then zag zig then zag that’s the key to stayin alive in this type of siteation you can’t go runnin in a straight line away from the shooter even if the shooter doesn’t have great aim if he shoots enough rounds he’s gonna hit you in the back with at least… one of em then you’re friggin toast! and if you’re dead you ain’t ziggin or zaggin you sleepin for evah you some burnt ass friggin dead toast that ain’t something you wanna be! but if you’re still breathing and you still have legs that work and you have feet that aren’t too sore then you still in the game! and you best be ziggin and you best be zaggin ziggin and zaggin, ziggin and zaggin and you best be ziggin and you best be zaggin ziggin and zaggin, ziggin and zaggin you got a better chance of evadin’ his bullets cause he’s not gonna know which way you goin he’s not gonna know what to expect. it’s important to make sure your zigs and your zags are filled with unpredictableness you can zig to your left about 10 feet then you quickly pivot and zag to your right for about 4 and one half feet then abruptly zig to your left again then maybe go straight ahead for a few diameters then quickly zag to your left again for another two yards, then go backwards a couple uneven, sideways, half steps don’t make even distance zigs and zags are you understandin me? Are you listening? I’m tryin to help YOU this will keep the shooter off balance and from focusing on you as a target and being able to predict which direction you goin in next he might just say, “fug it, I don’t know what’s goin on here it’s too hard to take aim at this tap dancing, zig-zaggin’ fool” you’re messing with this active shooter with all your ziggin and zaggin! You’re gettin inside his head He just might set his sights and point his big gun on someone else and you’re still alive which is the name of the game! Survival of da fittest Ziggin and zaggin, Ziggin and zaggin that’s where it’s at. that’s gonna keep you alive and while you’re ziggin and zaggin you listen closely to what I have to say next If you find an object, a big old wall, or a desk that’s safe enough distance away from the shooter then you hide yo bunz in there. and stay very quiet. don’t be breathing all heavy and loud (*EXAMPLE BREATHING*) Don’t be doing that if you got yo phone you call 911 in a hushed, super soft voice and you tell them what’s going on don’t freak out don’t panic just explain to the operator the facts that you in an active shooter sitiation and this shit’s real and you need some help Now, if you hear the gun shots getting closer you might need to drop your phone and vacate your hiding spot and start runnin again just remember what I teached you earlier repeat the process as you runnin away zig then zag, zig then zag zag then zig, zag then zig See how you gotta mix things up there! don’t be a sittin duck! Runnin’ in a straight line is for fools! sittin ducks don’t zig and zag they just sit! and then they die quack, quack, quack, DEAD! quack, quack, quack, DEAD! to stay alive you gotta zig and zag you gotta zig and zag you gotta zig and zag get a little Ziggy wit it get a little zaggy wit it get a little Ziggy wit it get a little zaggy wit it get a little Ziggy wit it get a little zaggy wit it you feel me???? and, if the situation gets heavy and this is an active shooter situation so it’s gonna be REAL and loud If you find another person maybe a co-worker…even a family member…or a so called friend who…let’s be real here.. you don’t like this person all that much... you ain’t tight like that And the shooter is gettin close BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM and it’s a choice between this scared ass frenemy co-worker person you don’t like all that much….or you. Hide behind that person as a shield. they might not like that very much they’re gonna be squealing, crying, and shoutin for mommy but remember, it’s every man for themselves. In an active shooter sitiation don’t be a hero one of you has gots to go and it’s gonna be them, not you Survival of da fittest Well, let me be a little more inclusive with my words here it’s every man, woman, woMAN, or they them theirs for themselves. you feel me? all kinds of different people these days so don’t go discriminating if it comes down to them or you that’s an easy decision especially if you don’t even like they them theirs all dat much then use their body as a protective shield to absorb all those bullets gotta fend for yourself if you wanna survive to see annnuter day gotta fend for yourself if you wanna survive to see annnuter day it’s part of the zig zag game you gotta play to stay alive you zig your fat bunz right behind this fool! just heed this important advice that might keep you vertical and to see anutter day you gotta zig from the bullets you gotta zag from the bullets you gotta zig from the bullets you gotta zag from the bullets you gotta zig to stay alive you gotta zag to stay alive you gotta zig you gotta zag you gotta zig you gotta zag you gotta zig you gotta zag you gotta zig you gotta zag you feel me? you livin now bro! you livin now to see a nutter day ziggin and zaggin ------------------------------------------- Words & Music by The Shadow Banned free mp3 downloads: https://www.reverbnation.com/theshadowbanned Our new X account: https://x.com/TSB_Jeremiah (this is our 3rd account! ...we've now been banned from both Twtter and X!) 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