Aenime (Story)

SCRIPT: Greetings Homosapiens. My name is Aedyn. As you can see, I'm a fat ugly boy with no bitches. I ain't never had pussy since pussy had me. I came out the womb never able to get womb. I was born to never have a child be born. I was nutted out to never nut my own offspring out. Anyways, you get the point, I'm a virgin. Which is a damn shame, since I'm eighteen years old, and a senior in High School. I should be fucking all the hoes, from Ugly Hilga to Starlet Stacy, but that is not my life sadly. Unfortunately, all my life I was bullied, and shitted on by bitch ass niggas who like to tease me, and call me shit like Butterball Billy, or Fat Ass Freddy, or the Human Bouncing Ball Man Titty Bitch. Fucking pieces of shit are lucky I was born a fat, defenselsss pussy, or else I'd beat their ass, like the rent due. Anyway, I'm currently inside the back of an Uber. This migrant fuck is driving me to a town called Edyn Hills. It's where my Aunt & Cousin lives. My mom and dad are sick of me, feeling as though I'm an angry loser who spends all day in my bedroom. I'm only angry, because I'm bullied all the time by shitbags called humans. I even stopped going to school, because the bullying was so severe. Even when I go to the store, little kids be calling me Avalanche Andy, because I'm so fat. Like what the fuck, who taught these little motherfuckers this shit? Anyway, my life was a living hell, so I stayed in my bedroom all day, jacking my meat. I beated my dick so often, the smell in my room would create mold on the walls. My parents sometimes had to enter my bedroom with gas masks or even hazmat suits to clean the mold off. I got used to the stank, and just marinated in that shit. But now my parents are sick of my fat ass, and are sending me to go live with my relatives. It was either this, or be homeless. Anyway, now Alkyda here, is driving me to Edyn Hills, where hopefully I can start a new life, but I know it won't be new. I'll get bullied like I always do. Doesn't matter where I go, people gonna crack my fat ass open like an egg, and take a shit on my yolk soul, making me more depressed until I finally jump off a wall & have a great fall like humpty Dumpty. Pieces of dog shit just won't let me be happy. Anyway, so that's the situation I'm in. I'm going to this bitch new town, where I'm gonna be bitch ass bullied, by bitch ass bitch asses, who have nothing better to do, than pick on bitch ass me. Fucking bullshit. Why did I have to be born like this? Why couldn't I have been born Chad?! Like come on God, what did I ever do to deserve this pussy ass life of mistreatment?! I should just kill myself, and put a bomb in my stomach, that's timed to go off at my funeral, so all my bitch ass loved ones can join me in the afterlife. Motherfuckers. Anyway, I'm just sad. My parents don't want me. Women don't want me. The whole world don't want me, and it's just really depressing. A sigh escapes my lips as I stare out the window of the Uber, looking like a sad piece of shit left in the rain on a cold sidewalk. Just then, a shooting star flew over the sky. "I wish I was Chad", I whisper in a sad tone, all the while the Muslim Uber driver is playing weird ass music from a language I don't understand. I then continue to stare out the car window, at the darkness of the desert, as my Uber driver keeps driving. I feel so numb in sadness, when suddenly... "What the fuck!", the Uber driver yells. Just then, the Uber I'm in gets into a crash, that causes me to knock out unconscious. Moments pass, before I finally wake up. "Ah fuck", I groan in pain, feeling the worst headache ever. I open my eyes, and can see the dark road in front of me, but no front seats of the Uber I was in. "What the fuck?", I mutter. I then look around me, and see that my car seat is all that remains from the crash. I struggle to stand, but manage to get up. "What happened?", I question in confusion. Just then, I hear fire behind me. I then look behind me, where I see the rest of the Uber vehicle, skidded across the road, in a streak of wreckage. At the end of the streak, is a giant meteor. "Woah", I whisper to myself, before walking towards the wreckage. The closer I get, the more I can see a trail of blood that surely belonged to the Uber driver. "Poor bastard", I thought. I continue walking through the wreckage, realizing everything in the Uber was absolutely eviscerated, except me and the section of the car where I was sitting. "How is that possible?", I think, before seeing the Uber driver's eyeball on the road. "Oh shit", I think, feeling genuinely sorry for the man. It's then I look up at the fallen meteor. "You did this", I mutter, before approaching the meteor. It towers over me, as I get closer, and began to examine it. All around it, there are strange neon minerals pulsating. "What kind of meteor is this?", I think to myself, before suddenly stepping on a cracked piece of glass, that surely came from the Uber car. Without thinking, I look down. My eyes suddenly widen in shock as I stare at my own reflection. I see something, I just can not believe. In my reflection, is the hottest man I've ever seen. An epiphany dawns on me, but one I couldn't believe was true. I then start touching my stomach, and realize all my fat was gone, and was replaced by muscular, toned abs. I then touch my face, which is no longer round, but semitrical and sharp. I then pause for a moment before saying my epiphany out loud. "I'm a Chad", I mutter in utter disbelief.

SCRIPT: Just then, the meteor that was once glowing, stopped glowing, almost as if it was now turned off. Almost as if it had served it's purpose, and was now able to rest. I looked up at it confused. "Thank You", I whispered, but didn't know why I said it. It's not like this meteor is alive, so why did I say Thank You? Just then, in the distance, I heard a police siren wailing. I quickly turned around, and saw a police car approaching the wreck site. I gulped nervously, before standing up straight, which I was now able to do. Before, I was always hunchback because of my body fat, but now I can have a straightened posture. I even felt lighter, and more athletic, feeling a lot of energy surge through me. Nothing superhuman, just healthier, and more sense for moving around. I began touching my body and face, feeling as much of myself as I possibly can, before suddenly grabbing my own penis. "What the fuck?!", I said in shock, as I no longer had a tiny 2 inch penis, but a massive 12 inch slong! "Oh shit!", I said out loud, before smiling. Just then, the police cruiser finally arrived, as it parked at the edge of the crash site. I stopped touching myself, as I stared at the cop car. A moment passed, before a woman with huge tits and a cowboy hat, holding a gun, stepped out. "This is Sheriff Wylliams of the Edyn Hills Police Department. What happened here?", the sheriff woman demanded to know. I gulped nervously, as I couldn't help but stare at her huge tits. "Holy cow, literally", I thought to myself, before getting myself together. "There was a crash", I said to her, but as the words came out of my mouth, I realized they were in a much deeper tone, and even naturally louder. "What the fuck?! I have a deep voice too?!", I thought in shock, very pleased. "What kind of crash?", the sheriff woman asked, still approaching me. I paused for a moment, still focused on my changes. "Sir!", the sheriff yelled, getting my attention. I then looked at her with a surprised expression. "I know you're still in shock, but please answer my question. What kind of crash", she asked again. I then pointed to the meteor. "That kind mam. A meteor crashed into the Uber I was taking", I explained to her. She looked over at the meteorite. "What the blazing hell?", she said in shock. She was a silent for a moment, eyeing the meteor up and down, before returning her gaze back to me. "You telling me, a meteor fell from the sky, and instead of landing anywhere in this big ol' desert, it somehow crashed directly into your car?", the sheriff asked, trying to clarify. "Um. Yes. But it wasn't my car. Like I said, it was an Uber", I explained to her. "Oh right, Uber. That's what you fancy city folks use. Geez", she said while shaking her head. "So where's the driver?", the sheriff then asked. I then pointed to the street. "He's everywhere now mam. The meteor killed him", I revealed to her. She was quiet a moment, looking around at the crash site. "And you somehow survived without a scratch? He's a trail of blood and bone dust, but you're totally fine?", she asked, suspiciously. I then shrugged nervously. "I'm as surprised as you are", I say to her. She eyes me, before looking around the crash site and seeing the car seat I was in. "Is this where you were sitting?", she asks. "Um. Yes mam", I answer her. She stares at it, before exhaling a breath. "You are one lucky man. It look like your section of the car was cut clean off. Meanwhile, the rest of the car was pulverized to shit", she said while shaking her head in disbelief. "I know. It's crazy", I said nervously. "It ain't crazy. It's a damn miracle is what it is. God must love you", she said, still in a little amazement of the whole situation. She then looked over at me. "What's your name Miracle Man? And what's your business in Edyn Hills?", she asks. "Um. My name's Aedyn. And um. I'm here to live with family mam. That's where my Uber was taking me, to my family's house", I explained. "Family? What's your family's name?", the Sheriff asked. "Um. McCarther", I answer her. She takes a moment to ponder. "Naw I don't know no McCarthers. They must be good folk who stay out of trouble", she said to herself. "They are mam. Real good people", I say to her. She then looks at me, and eyes me up and down. "Any other reasons why a pretty boy like yourself wanna' come here to Eden Hills?", she asks. "Pretty boy?!", I think in shock within my head. I have never been called that in my entire life until today. "Um. Naw, just family", I say while forcing a smile. She stares at me, before scowling. "You sure about that Miracle Man?", she asks again. "Why does she keep asking me this?", I think in my head. "Um yeah, I'm sure", I respond, still forcing a smile. She just continues to stare at me, scowling. "You sure it ain't got nothing to do with the women in our town having huge breasts?", the sheriff questions. My eyes widen. "Wait, what?", I say surprised. "Oh don't act dumb. You know damn well that the average woman in this town got huge breasts, and that's why yo pretty boy ass is here. Well let me tell you something Handsome City Slicker, I'm gonna keep my eye on you", the sheriff threatened. I was a little shock, having no idea that Edyn Hills was known for housing Big Breasted women. "Um, okay", I respond, unsure what else to say. The sheriff just stared at me a little bit longer, both liking what she was looking at, but also hating it. I could tell she found me attractive, but hated that she saw me as a attractive. "Come on Miracle Man. I'll give you a ride to your folks place. I'm your Uber now", she said before turning around and walking to her car. I can't help but smile, as I begin following her. "Wait, what about the wreckage?", I ask. "What about it. Me and the boys will get this place cleaned up in the morning. Right now, I just wanna' get you home, and if I got any questions, I'll know where to come find you", she said, before entering back into her car. I nod, before following her, before opening her back seat to the police car. "Not there pretty boy. Come sit up front", the sheriff ordered. I thought usually people that ride with cops sit in the back, but she actually wanted me to sit in the front. I couldn't tell if she liked me or not. Or maybe she does like me, but doesn't want to show it. Either way, I close the back door, and open the front door, before sitting in the shotgun seat. "Alright Miracle Man, let's get this show on the road", she said, before starting her engine, and driving off. I stared out the rearview of the cop car, and saw the wreckage behind me, as a metaphor for my past life. Just pure destruction and turmoil, that I was now finally able to get away from. I then looked forward, as the small town of Edyn Hills was now getting closer and closer. I smiled. "Edyn Hills, a new life, big titty bitches, here I come", I thought in my head.