What They Should Have Said

What if Obi-Wan Kenobi was a complete jerk to Luke Skywalker when it came to revealing the dark truth of Luke's father Darth Vader aka Anakin Skywalker? This Re-dubbing of the scene from Return of the Jedi allows the viewer to live that fantasy... Obi-Wan the drunkard annoying ghost reveals all the gruesome details in this short edit by Bryan Gay. Enjoy and feel free to comment below. Dialogue from Return of the Jedi re-write and Re-dub below... Luke: "I can't do it R2 I can't go on alone." Obi-Wan "Boo creepy force ghost approaching... Yoda was a hypocrite Luke." Luke "Obi-Wan!" Obi-Wan "Ghostily ghost hmm mmm I don't know why I walked around that branch I should of walked right through it." Luke "Why didnt' you tell me?" You told me Vader betrayed and murdered my father. Obi-Wan "Your father went super Emo into the Dark side of the force. He should have been a closet drinker but became Darth Vader. He really went loopy after mommy was gone. He was Anakin no more. So what i told you was true from a certain point of view." Luke "A certain point of view?" Obi-Wan "Luke would you rather I tell you the cold hard truth? I was attempting to be vague and civil but Im a ghost now so here goes... I literally had to cut your father into pieces. Is that better? I also watched him burn alive as the lava flowed so near him he combusted. I thought the traitor was dead. So I left him there to die alone in misery and agony. Pretty cold hearted. I was wrong." Luke "There is still good in him." Obi-Wan "He strangled your mother. Before I severely mangled him. You should probably kill him." Luke "I can't do it Ben." Obi-Wan "Have you listed to a thing Ive said? Lets go a step further. He choked your mother while she was pregnant with you." Luke "I can't kill my own father." Obi-Wan "Nobody listens to Obi-Wan if only there was someone else to haunt..." Luke Yoda spoke of another. Obi-Wan Wait you don't know you have a sister? Luke But I have no sister. Obi-Wan You haven't figured it out yet? I hope you haven't been kissing her or anything. You still don't get it? Hello there. Anybody home? That dumbfounded look of curiosity is hologram perfect. Hint... she has really weird hairdos on occasion." Luke

Grogu meets his terrible fate that will change Star Wars forever... in this comedic redub anyway. Voiced by Bryan Gay

In this installment of "What They Should Have Said" Will Smith goes full blown Sith Lord. The results are... bloody.

Year after year baby sea turtles struggle to survive and make it from the nest to the ocean... this year the very last sea turtle is caught on camera right before it enters the ocean. However a one Will Smith arrives and the sea turtles plans change.

In this episode of Lucasfilm's Andor, Cassian is sent on a mission by Luthen to spy on Princess Leia Organa. Once Cassian sees her, though... he can't take his eyes off of her. Bohdi tries to sway Cassian but to no avail. This redub is why "What They Should Have Said" exists. Please comment below and subscribe.