The Swellington Tonight

Tonight’s madcap lineup includes: 🐴 A fiery interview with the GREAT-grandson of Mr. Ed (he says the horse was a classically trained actor—but treated like a common horse!) 🎸 The moody music of Elliott Smith 💻 A word from our sponsor: Cyber Stress ☎️ Wildman Gene Sasser prank-calls the President 🦶 Bigfoot does standup comedy (yes…Bigfoot) 🎤 And Pat Dixon plays us out

Welcome to Swellington Tonight! We’ve got a HUGE show lined up: 💥 An explosive interview with ChatGPT (yes, the AI finally talks!) 🎸 Music from the great Aaron Lee Tesjun 🎄 Presented by The Dolly Parton Christmas Show 🛸 The FIRST comedy set ever by Asgard the Alien 🔮 Karmax the Great unveils bizarre psychic abilities 🎷 And Pat Dixon plays us out in style Plus… Cardiff checks in, and before all of that—I’ve got something on my mind… Tune in and buckle up. It’s going to get weird (the good kind). 😎✨

Welcome to Swellington Tonight — the only late-night show where philosophy meets phony phone calls, winter parkour meets cowboy music, and Santa Claus signs the checks. Tonight’s show is stacked: ❄️ Adventure Time: Winter Ice Parkour madness 🎶 Music: A special performance from the one and only Colter Wall 🎅 Tonight’s Sponsor: Santa Claus (yes, THAT Santa Claus) 📞 Prank Calls: The legendary Wild Jean Susser returns as I call “famous people,” hit the Sasser Drop™, and watch the chaos unfold 🎸 Closing Music: The always razor-sharp Pat Dixon plays us out

A poetic firestorm of truth, myth, and American illusion. Doors of perception crack open and the skeletons come tumbling out. Monsters in shadow, children sold for fame, vampires in the halls of power— and a nation staring proudly at the horizon to avoid the filth at its feet. Tonight on The Swellington Tonight (11/22): • Smart or Not Smart – Robb Spewak Edition • Interview with The Epstein Files (everyone pleads the Fifth) • My Blind Uncle Visits Paris – black screen, “French” voices barely French • Music from Grant Lee Buffalo • SlopTime: How to Cook a Turkey (or Something Like One) • Stand-up Comedy • Pat Dixon closes the night A variety show wrapped in a sermon wrapped in a fever dream— America, we rise… but do we dare look down? #SwellingtonTonight #AmericaUnmasked #PoeticRant #DarkComedy #PoliticalSatire #TruthBombs #EpsteinFiles #VarietyShow #GrantLeeBuffalo #LiveShow #TonightShowParody #SocialCommentary #SpokenWord #ComedyMix #PatDixon #SlopTime #SmartOrNotSmart #InternetShow #YouTubeShorts #MonstersAmongUs

Welcome to another surreal, unhinged, comedy-drama-late-night fever dream straight from The Swellington Tonight Show. Tonight’s lineup is stacked:
• FBI Director Kash Patel delivers the wildest Macho Man tribute you’ve ever seen.
• We play What Does AI Know?
• Music from Bright Eyes
• Stand-up from Fred Stoller
• Pat Dixon plays us out
• And a monologue that goes from Christmas lights… to Jesus’ mother… to retail racks… to Darwin’s anatomy… to ancient goose scandals in Israel.

“King Charles rants, Maxine reports on Halloween chaos — only on Swellington Tonight!” 🇺🇸👑 The elections are over, the Royals are raging, and the kids are getting heavier! Watch S1E9 of The Swellington Tonight — where satire reigns supreme. 🍬 “No candy, no country!” 🍬 🎥 Featuring King Charles, Maxine Dupree & Cardiff Electric Band #Comedy #Satire #SwellingtonTonight #KingCharles #HalloweenNews

Welcome to The Swellington Tonight — where chaos, comedy, and clairvoyance collide! Tonight we witness the breathtaking Wiener Dog Olympics, the prophetic powers of clairvoyant Swellington, and music from Frog Eyes. Featuring the side-splitting comedy of Mike Boschetti, closing jazz from Pat Dixon, and a special tribute to the power of hope, humor, and a little madness in America today. 🎭 It’s absurd. It’s heartfelt. It’s Swellington Tonight.

lcome to The Swellington Tonight, the most surreal late-night variety show on Earth. King Kong breaks his Hollywood silence with shocking career advice, Master Ken’s self-defense tips cross the line, and Mary Jean Volner reveals the secrets of Cat Massage with Champion the cat. Between the laughter and chaos, the host takes aim at media overload, fame, and the price of showbiz. Music, madness, and midnight musings—nothing is off limits. 🎥 Featuring: King Kong | Master Ken | Mary Jean Volner & Champion | Dan Soder | Pat Nixon 💬 Subscribe for more late-night satire, celebrity chaos, and cultural critique. #InsideTheMonsterStudio #SwellingtonTonight #LateNightNotes #TalkShowParody #ComedyVarietyShow #PopCultureSatire #HollywoodSpoof

⏰🚀 TIME IS DELICIOUS – a cosmic meditation on cats, cows, and garlic bread. Then blast off into the wildest NYC tent show yet: 0:00 Host riffs on TIME – babies laugh without iPhones, aliens skip social media 3:10MAXINE DEP PREY live from BIG APARTMENT FIRE – “We ain’t goin’ in no fire, not today!” 5:40CARMAX FROM MELMAC drops unhinged 6-month serotonin reset rant (signal lost mid-curse) 8:20WENDY’S “WHERE’S THE BEEF?” classic ad + Junior Bacon Cheeseburger love ($1!) 10:30RALPHIE MAY torches LA hood life: “Population: all them [expletive]” 14:00JAZZ CAT ROCK CATS – actual cats shredding guitars, meowing solos, pure chaos 17:50Pat Dixon croons “Midnight with the Stars and You” (The Shining vibes) Raw, unscripted, intergalactic. Smash LIKE if you’d eat garlic bread with an alien! 🛸😺 #MelmacAlien #RalphieMay #CatBand #Wendys #LiveComedy

🎃👻 SWELLINGTON TONIGHT! A spooky-cute original Halloween pop tune explodes into a full-on variety blast from a secret NYC comedy tent! 0:00 “Swellington Tonight” – monsters, mummies, and werewolves crash the family party in this infectious cartoon Halloween anthem 2:15 Heartfelt storm prayer for Jamaica & the Carolinas – humanity vs. nature in spoken-word poetry 5:40 Mountain Goats perform their haunting classic “This Year” acoustic under tent lights 9:30 Shasta Cola magic ad + Rodney Norman’s existential stand-up limb-walk 12:20 Pat Dixon closes with midnight crooner “Midnight with the Stars and You” (yes, the Shining song) Filmed guerilla-style outside the club (they literally tried to kick the camera guy out). Raw laughs, live music, and real-time hope while the hurricane rages. Hit LIKE if you’d knock on Swellington’s door! 🦇🍬 #HalloweenSong #MountainGoats #NYCComedy #LiveMusic #StormPrayer