The Swellington Tonight

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Behind the Scenes as We Prepare Season 2!

Rant des fêtes à la française, message de fin d’année du responsable de la programmation, un sapin de Noël qui fait du stand-up, des prédictions d’Olivea Coue la Grande, de la musique, des lectures, des explosions et peut-être un cochon dans un lit d’hôpital. 🎄🥔🐷 Branchez-vous. C’est le final. C’est fini. https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1vOGwdqZEOoJB Merci à @patdixon et @CardiffElect pour toute leur aide cette année ! Et à @aaronleetasjan1 pour sa gentillesse, ainsi qu’à @EarlSkakel également. #SwellingtonTonight #SeasonFinale #LiveTonight #HolidayChaos #CestFini #dabbleverse

As we near the end of Season 1, The Swellington Tonight delivers a holiday-tinged fever dream. A very real interview with Brad Pitt about F1 (until it isn’t), Sexy GPT explains how to stay single and festive, music from Chris Garneau, a call from my mother, jokes with Santa, and Pat Dixon plays us out with Cardiff Electric, the tightest band in the land. Before the chaos, a moment of reflection: childhood joy, dangerous fun with a wink, comedy that breathed, and the voices that proved weird could be art. From Ron & Fez to Phil Hendrie, from prank calls to pizza parlors—fun is fun, and it’s worth keeping alive. Two shows left in 2025. Let’s have some fun.

Holiday chaos hits The Swellington Tonight. Cardiff opens with the tightest band in late night, Papa M brings the music, Howie Mandel appears for the Canadian Lung Society, food gets reviewed, and The Little Stinker brings the laughs. The night’s centerpiece: a wild, unsettling interview with Krampus, calling in from his mountain residence. We close it out with Pat Dixon. Festive, absurd, and slightly unhinged. If you want it even shorter or more chaotic/satirical, say the word and I’ll tune it.

Tonight’s madcap lineup includes: 🐴 A fiery interview with the GREAT-grandson of Mr. Ed (he says the horse was a classically trained actor—but treated like a common horse!) 🎸 The moody music of Elliott Smith 💻 A word from our sponsor: Cyber Stress ☎️ Wildman Gene Sasser prank-calls the President 🦶 Bigfoot does standup comedy (yes…Bigfoot) 🎤 And Pat Dixon plays us out

Welcome to Swellington Tonight! We’ve got a HUGE show lined up: 💥 An explosive interview with ChatGPT (yes, the AI finally talks!) 🎸 Music from the great Aaron Lee Tesjun 🎄 Presented by The Dolly Parton Christmas Show 🛸 The FIRST comedy set ever by Asgard the Alien 🔮 Karmax the Great unveils bizarre psychic abilities 🎷 And Pat Dixon plays us out in style Plus… Cardiff checks in, and before all of that—I’ve got something on my mind… Tune in and buckle up. It’s going to get weird (the good kind). 😎✨

Welcome to Swellington Tonight — the only late-night show where philosophy meets phony phone calls, winter parkour meets cowboy music, and Santa Claus signs the checks. Tonight’s show is stacked: ❄️ Adventure Time: Winter Ice Parkour madness 🎶 Music: A special performance from the one and only Colter Wall 🎅 Tonight’s Sponsor: Santa Claus (yes, THAT Santa Claus) 📞 Prank Calls: The legendary Wild Jean Susser returns as I call “famous people,” hit the Sasser Drop™, and watch the chaos unfold 🎸 Closing Music: The always razor-sharp Pat Dixon plays us out

A poetic firestorm of truth, myth, and American illusion. Doors of perception crack open and the skeletons come tumbling out. Monsters in shadow, children sold for fame, vampires in the halls of power— and a nation staring proudly at the horizon to avoid the filth at its feet. Tonight on The Swellington Tonight (11/22): • Smart or Not Smart – Robb Spewak Edition • Interview with The Epstein Files (everyone pleads the Fifth) • My Blind Uncle Visits Paris – black screen, “French” voices barely French • Music from Grant Lee Buffalo • SlopTime: How to Cook a Turkey (or Something Like One) • Stand-up Comedy • Pat Dixon closes the night A variety show wrapped in a sermon wrapped in a fever dream— America, we rise… but do we dare look down? #SwellingtonTonight #AmericaUnmasked #PoeticRant #DarkComedy #PoliticalSatire #TruthBombs #EpsteinFiles #VarietyShow #GrantLeeBuffalo #LiveShow #TonightShowParody #SocialCommentary #SpokenWord #ComedyMix #PatDixon #SlopTime #SmartOrNotSmart #InternetShow #YouTubeShorts #MonstersAmongUs