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Ba-da-da, doo-bee-da-da, snap those fingers in time! We got a story ‘bout a senator who loves the party line… Bernie the Bitch, oh he’s barking again, Growlin’ at Bobby while defending his friends. He hates Big Pharma when it’s pills or it’s cash, But when it comes to vaccines — he’s quick to rehash! Oh he’ll rail on the billionaires, He’ll cry for the working class, But ask him about health freedom? He’ll kick it straight in the… BLEEP Bernie the Bitch, just a lapdog in chains, Talkin’ tough on Wall Street, but Pharma remains. He says he’s for the people, for the workers and such, But when it comes to your body — oh, he don’t care that much! He shouts for free healthcare, oh what a delight, But your right to say “no” somehow’s not in sight. Conflicts of interest? He don’t make a fuss, The CDC’s cashin’ in, and he rides the vax bus. “What about freedom?” (“Bernie don’t care!”) “What about Pharma?” (“He won’t go there!”) “What about Bobby, trying to fight?” (“Bernie the Bitch says ‘shhh, don’t shine that light!’”) Bernie the Bitch, he’s a broken cliché, Says he fights the system, but he’s part of the play. Shoutin’ ‘bout corruption, oh he’ll give a good pitch, But when Bobby speaks truth — here comes Bernie the Bitch! So raise up your glasses, let’s all make the switch, To freedom and truth — not old Bernie the Bitch! Well......... Bernie Sanders is a bitch He's a big fat bitch He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world He's a stupid bitch If there ever was a bitch He's a bitch to all the boys and girls! On Monday, he's a bitch On Tuesday, he's a bitch On Wednesday to Saturday, he's a bitch Then on Sunday, just to be different He's a super King KaMAHAmeha biatch! Come on! You all know the words Have you ever met my friend Bernie? He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world He's a mean old bitch (la-la-la-la) And He has stupid hair (la-la-la-la) He's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch He's a stupid bitch! (whoa!) Bernie Sanders' a bitch And He's such a dirty bitch! (bitch!) I really mean it Bernie Sanders He's a big fat Effing bitch Bernie Sanders Yeah! Cha!

The children grew heavier, the sickness spread wide, Diabetes at the table, no safe place to hide. Autism rising, depression in their eyes, You sat in those chambers, deaf to their cries. You sat for years, did nothing, Now you call him radical for trying to heal. You sat for years, did nothing, While the pain of the people was real. Where were you, Senator Wyden? Where were you? Where were you, Senator Sanders? Where were you? The classrooms are hurting, the playgrounds are still, While childhood disease climbs higher uphill. Families are breaking under burdens they knew, But what did you offer? A speech or two. You sat for years, did nothing, Now you call him reckless for trying to fight. You sat for years, did nothing, But RFK Jr. is shining a light. Where were you, Senator Warnock? Where were you? Where were you, Senator Warren? Where were you? Your pockets grew heavy, pharma checks in your hand, While illness kept spreading all over this land. You point fingers at change, but the truth cuts through — The real danger was the nothing you chose to do. You sat for years, did nothing, Now you fear the voice that speaks for the weak. You sat for years, did nothing, Radical isn’t healing — radical is turning your cheek. Where were you, Senator Warner? Where were you? Where were you, Senator Cassidy? Where were you? Where were you, Senator? Where were you? The children were crying… but you never moved.