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Today the City of Hagerstown, Maryland unveiled the $2 million statue of an alligator in Hagerstown City Park. What do you think?

In a surprising turn of events, today the Maryland General Assembly passed legislation requiring all public restrooms to provide litter boxes for furries and therians, or those who self-identify as animals.

Marylanders may be in for a bit of discomfort when they vote in-person this year. In order to ensure the security and integrity of voting machines, all voters will be required to submit to a rectal exam to ensure they did not smuggle any USB drives into the polling locations. Fortunately, these rectal exams are anonymous, since Maryland does not require voter identification.

Washington Public County Schools has announced that it is removing sexually explicit books from school libraries. Instead, students will be provided mandatory hands-on demonstrations of the same topics which were covered by the books.