Adventure Island

It's over! We win! We win the video game!

Just keep moving right, keep jumping, keep eating fruit, and keep throwing hammers. Put that on a t-shirt.

That is mean, also pixel perfect toe placement? With these physics? Who best represents octopi? Call in and leave your message now!

I'm still not familiar with the length of this game. Iran Contra you say? I'm a little scared.

I'm unfamiliar with the length of this game. Also, no blink time. Also totem poles. Also rocks.

In this episode I remember that I can murder animals. It helps.

Caves and water and forests! Oh my!

Are you ready for an Island Adventure! With some Island courage! Wait... that's the wrong game!