Alphas Make Sandwiches

Ashe in America, Abbey Blue Eyes, Christy Lupo, Jackie Espada, and Mrs. Rise Attire bring maximum girl chaos in this wildly funny, holiday-recovery episode of Alphas Make Sandwiches. The show opens with toddler meltdowns, tech issues, and Jackie’s ongoing war with her lungs before spiraling into Thanksgiving confessions, over-cooked turkeys, and the group unanimously agreeing that hosting is a crime against mothers. Christy introduces her idiom of the week, Abbey recounts a migraine-inducing shopping disaster, and Mrs. Rise shares her not-so-peaceful attempts at Christmas decorating. The crew veers into bad hair days, school drop-off anxiety, forgotten appointments, broken nails, laundry shame, teen attitudes, and the eternal battle between moms and grocery stores. With nonstop laughter, relatable disaster stories, and unfiltered honesty about the beautiful mess of womanhood, this episode is peak AMS energy...loud, real, and absolutely hilarious. Mondays at 3:00 PM ET Episode Archive: https://rumble.com/playlists/e_nj5duX8pA Alphas Make Sandwiches is a dynamic, female-led podcast that blends sharp sociopolitical commentary, cultural insights, and traditional values. Hosted by Ashe in America, Abbey Blue Eyes, Christy Lupo and Jackie Espada, this show celebrates resilience, creativity, and the art of thriving in a complex world. Donate to this show: https://badlandsmedia.tv/boost Sponsored by: • All Good - Black Friday Sale! https://BadlandsMedia.tv/AllGood Promo Code: BFCM for Sitewide BOGOs • Conscious Strength https://badlandsmedia.tv/strength Promo Code: Badlands • Soft Disclosure https://SoftDisclosure.com Promo Code: BADLANDS Merch: https://badlandsmedia.tv/merch Follow & Support Badlands Media: https://linktr.ee/badlandsmediatv Our Daily Schedule: https://badlandsmedia.tv/schedule GART: Tickets/Information https://badlandsmedia.tv/events Interested in promoting your business? [email protected] Alphas Make Sandwiches is: Ashe in America: https://twitter.com/AsheinAmerica https://truthsocial.com/@asheinamerica Blue Eyes: https://x.com/Blue_Eyes_88_ https://rumble.com/c/BlueEyes https://truthsocial.com/@Blue_Eyes Christy Lupo: https://x.com/canncongroupie Jackie Espada: https://x.com/JackieEspada #AsheInAmerica #AbbeyZerbo #ChristyLupo #JackieEspada

Ashe in America, Abbey Blue Eyes, Christy Lupo, and Jackie Espada return for a hilariously chaotic episode of Alphas Make Sandwiches, starting with tech trouble, backseat kids, and Jackie’s coughing fits before diving into holidays, gift shopping, and the eternal battle between “girl math” and real budgets. Abbey shares her panic over last-minute Thanksgiving hosting, Ashe rants about customer-service nightmares and missing packages, Christy brings the idiom of the week (“Know your onions”), and Jackie delivers a migraine-survival segment packed with electrolytes, oils, and pressure-point hacks. The girls spiral through topics like buggy Amazon drivers, 200-item carts, late-night anxiety, CleanTok cleaning obsessions, lip-flip Botox disasters, church outfits, Soft Disclosure skincare, and stomach-virus horror stories, punctuated by barking dogs, rogue children, and relentless giggles. It’s peak AMS energy: unfiltered, funny, chaotic, and comfortingly relatable. Mondays at 3:00 PM ET Episode Archive: https://rumble.com/playlists/e_nj5duX8pA Alphas Make Sandwiches is a dynamic, female-led podcast that blends sharp sociopolitical commentary, cultural insights, and traditional values. Hosted by Ashe in America, Abbey Blue Eyes, Christy Lupo and Jackie Espada, this show celebrates resilience, creativity, and the art of thriving in a complex world. Donate to this show: https://badlandsmedia.tv/boost Sponsored by: • Shop Badlands https://badlandsmedia.tv/shop • Goldco Secure your financial future with Gold and Silver https://badlandsgold.com #GoldcoPartner • Soft Disclosure https://SoftDisclosure.com Promo Code: BADLANDS Merch: https://badlandsmedia.tv/merch Follow & Support Badlands Media: https://linktr.ee/badlandsmediatv Our Daily Schedule: https://badlandsmedia.tv/schedule GART: Tickets/Information https://badlandsmedia.tv/events Interested in promoting your business? [email protected] Alphas Make Sandwiches is: Ashe in America: https://twitter.com/AsheinAmerica https://truthsocial.com/@asheinamerica Blue Eyes: https://x.com/Blue_Eyes_88_ https://rumble.com/c/BlueEyes https://truthsocial.com/@Blue_Eyes Christy Lupo: https://x.com/canncongroupie Jackie Espada: https://x.com/JackieEspada #AsheInAmerica #AbbeyZerbo #ChristyLupo #JackieEspada

Ashe in America, Christy Lupo, and Jackie Espada steer an Abbey-less episode of Alphas Make Sandwiches through a packed pre-holiday whirlwind. The ladies unveil their upcoming “holiday extravaganza” lineup featuring Shipwreck, the Rise Attire Base Queen, Michelle from Tamarack Garden, Annie from Soft Disclosure, and the Tattooed Teacher. They celebrate the start of the season with sponsor spotlights, hair-care confessions, and plans for a giant all-girls OnlyLands panel between Christmas and New Year’s. Jackie announces the winners of the GART scavenger hunt, the crew recaps the weekend’s karaoke moments and panel highlights, and Ashe dreams up a mock grand-jury event for the next GART, complete with jury selection chaos. Christy jumps into the idiom of the week (“take the high road”) and a history segment featuring Ruby Bridges and the wild life of investigative legend Nellie Bly. Jackie closes out with a practical migraine-survival guide for the holidays, hydration hacks, magnesium, essential oils, pressure points, and more, while Soft Disclosure makes an unofficial cameo through jokes, ad reads, and skincare worship. A cozy, chaotic, funny, and full-hearted episode that embodies the AMS sisterhood. Mondays at 3:00 PM ET Episode Archive: https://rumble.com/playlists/e_nj5duX8pA Alphas Make Sandwiches is a dynamic, female-led podcast that blends sharp sociopolitical commentary, cultural insights, and traditional values. Hosted by Ashe in America, Abbey Blue Eyes, Christy Lupo and Jackie Espada, this show celebrates resilience, creativity, and the art of thriving in a complex world. Donate to this show: https://badlandsmedia.tv/boost Sponsored by: • All Good https://badlandsmedia.tv/allgood Promo Code Badlands • Badlands Health https://BadlandsHealth.com • Soft Disclosure https://SoftDisclosure.com Promo Code: BADLANDS Merch: https://badlandsmedia.tv/merch Follow & Support Badlands Media: https://linktr.ee/badlandsmediatv Our Daily Schedule: https://badlandsmedia.tv/schedule GART: Tickets/Information https://badlandsmedia.tv/events Interested in promoting your business? [email protected] Alphas Make Sandwiches is: Ashe in America: https://twitter.com/AsheinAmerica https://truthsocial.com/@asheinamerica Blue Eyes: https://x.com/Blue_Eyes_88_ https://rumble.com/c/BlueEyes https://truthsocial.com/@Blue_Eyes Christy Lupo: https://x.com/canncongroupie Jackie Espada: https://x.com/JackieEspada #AsheInAmerica #AbbeyZerbo #ChristyLupo #JackieEspada

Abbey Blue Eyes takes the Alpha helm solo while the rest of the crew heads to Cocoa Beach, delivering a cozy, hilarious, and surprisingly educational Alphas Make Sandwiches. From building sheds in rainy Alaska to going off-grid and self-sustaining, Abbey ties real-life homesteading to freedom, capitalism, and the value of hard work. She then treats listeners to a mini Shark Week special, diving deep into shark history, mythology, and pop culture, from ancient legends and the invention of the Turtle submarine to how Jaws shaped shark propaganda and modern marine research. The conversation flows into culture and comedy, including the girls’ iconic GART photo shoot, beauty hacks like lymphatic massage, ‘80s hair talk, and the joy of being real women in a world gone synthetic. Funny, smart, and full of heart, Abbey’s solo show is the perfect blend of girl power, history, and hilarity, proof that even alone, an Alpha still shines. Mondays at 3:00 PM ET Episode Archive: https://rumble.com/playlists/e_nj5duX8pA Alphas Make Sandwiches is a dynamic, female-led podcast that blends sharp sociopolitical commentary, cultural insights, and traditional values. Hosted by Ashe in America, Abbey Blue Eyes, Christy Lupo and Jackie Espada, this show celebrates resilience, creativity, and the art of thriving in a complex world. Donate to this show: https://badlandsmedia.tv/boost Sponsored by: • Badlands Health https://BadlandsHealth.com • Vanman https://BadlandsMedia.tv/Vanman • Soft Disclosure https://SoftDisclosure.com Promo Code: BADLANDS Merch: https://badlandsmedia.tv/merch Follow & Support Badlands Media: https://linktr.ee/badlandsmediatv Our Daily Schedule: https://badlandsmedia.tv/schedule GART: Tickets/Information https://badlandsmedia.tv/events Interested in promoting your business? [email protected] Alphas Make Sandwiches is: Ashe in America: https://twitter.com/AsheinAmerica https://truthsocial.com/@asheinamerica Blue Eyes: https://x.com/Blue_Eyes_88_ https://rumble.com/c/BlueEyes https://truthsocial.com/@Blue_Eyes Christy Lupo: https://x.com/canncongroupie Jackie Espada: https://x.com/JackieEspada #AsheInAmerica #AbbeyZerbo #ChristyLupo #JackieEspada

Ashe in America, Abbey Blue Eyes, Christy Lupo, and Jackie Espada welcome Michelle from Tamarac Garden for a lively and enlightening conversation about natural health, hormones, and holistic living, with plenty of laughs along the way. The ladies debut the “Lily Pad Cam,” share their adventures making elderberry syrup (and turning it into a cocktail), and dive into Michelle’s wisdom on perimenopause, herbal remedies, and how modern toxins affect women’s health. Between beauty hacks, FUPA photo poses, and hilarious off-topic detours, the crew blends humor, heart, and empowerment in equal measure. From homemade tinctures to the truth about Bath & Body Works candles, this episode is a cozy mix of sisterhood and self-care, Badlands style. Mondays at 3:00 PM ET Episode Archive: https://rumble.com/playlists/e_nj5duX8pA Alphas Make Sandwiches is a dynamic, female-led podcast that blends sharp sociopolitical commentary, cultural insights, and traditional values. Hosted by Ashe in America, Abbey Blue Eyes, Christy Lupo and Jackie Espada, this show celebrates resilience, creativity, and the art of thriving in a complex world. Donate to this show: https://badlandsmedia.tv/boost Sponsored by: • All Good https://badlandsmedia.tv/allgood Promo Code Badlands • Tamarac Garden https://TamaracGarden.com Promo Code: BADLANDS • Soft Disclosure https://SoftDisclosure.com Promo Code: BADLANDS Merch: https://badlandsmedia.tv/merch Follow & Support Badlands Media: https://linktr.ee/badlandsmediatv Our Daily Schedule: https://badlandsmedia.tv/schedule GART: Tickets/Information https://badlandsmedia.tv/events Interested in promoting your business? [email protected] Alphas Make Sandwiches is: Ashe in America: https://twitter.com/AsheinAmerica https://truthsocial.com/@asheinamerica Blue Eyes: https://x.com/Blue_Eyes_88_ https://rumble.com/c/BlueEyes https://truthsocial.com/@Blue_Eyes Christy Lupo: https://x.com/canncongroupie Jackie Espada: https://x.com/JackieEspada #AsheInAmerica #AbbeyZerbo #ChristyLupo #JackieEspada

Ashe in America, Abbey Blue Eyes, Christy Lupo, and Jackie Espada welcome special guest Annie Hunt for a warm, funny, and deeply insightful conversation about Soft Disclosure and the power of radical honesty. The episode opens with the crew’s usual laughs, Halloween talk, fupa poses, and idioms of the week, before shifting into Annie’s inspiring journey from organic retail strategist to the creator behind Willow Wind Farm and Badlands’ beloved Soft Disclosure line. Annie shares how necessity, faith, and “radical honesty” guided her to craft skincare that honors nature’s design, using whole-plant infusions, local sourcing, and hand-rendered tallow. She reveals the struggles of scaling her products, the lessons behind her community-driven success, and the philosophy that drives her to live and create with integrity. Between personal stories, laughter, and the science of soap, this episode reminds us that true craftsmanship, and true healing, come from the heart. Mondays at 3:00 PM ET Episode Archive: https://rumble.com/playlists/e_nj5duX8pA Alphas Make Sandwiches is a dynamic, female-led podcast that blends sharp sociopolitical commentary, cultural insights, and traditional values. Hosted by Ashe in America, Abbey Blue Eyes, Christy Lupo and Jackie Espada, this show celebrates resilience, creativity, and the art of thriving in a complex world. Donate to this show: https://badlandsmedia.tv/boost Sponsored by: • Shop Badlands https://badlandsmedia.tv/shop • Benson Honey Farms https://bensonhoneyfarms.com • Soft Disclosure https://SoftDisclosure.com Promo Code: BADLANDS Merch: https://badlandsmedia.tv/merch Follow & Support Badlands Media: https://linktr.ee/badlandsmediatv Our Daily Schedule: https://badlandsmedia.tv/schedule GART: Tickets/Information https://badlandsmedia.tv/events Interested in promoting your business? [email protected] Alphas Make Sandwiches is: Ashe in America: https://twitter.com/AsheinAmerica https://truthsocial.com/@asheinamerica Blue Eyes: https://x.com/Blue_Eyes_88_ https://rumble.com/c/BlueEyes https://truthsocial.com/@Blue_Eyes Christy Lupo: https://x.com/canncongroupie Jackie Espada: https://x.com/JackieEspada #AsheInAmerica #AbbeyZerbo #ChristyLupo #JackieEspada

Ashe in America, Christy Lupo, and Jackie Espada serve up laughs, learning, and a little chaos in this jam-packed episode of Alphas Make Sandwiches. With Abby out sick, the trio dives into pop culture challenges, hilarious chat banter, and the origins of the phrase “pulling your leg.” Things take an unexpected turn when Ashe shares her weekend at Annie’s Willow Wind Farm, complete with alpaca antics, a “women’s prison” pen, and an in-depth look at the wool industry and Soft Disclosure’s all-natural product line. From adorable baby animals to wild reproductive science, the story is equal parts educational and hysterical. The crew also introduces Buttercup, the farm’s newest puppy mascot, and previews Annie’s upcoming guest appearance to discuss sustainable American wool and handmade skincare. It’s wholesome, witty, and delightfully unfiltered, classic Badlands charm with a farm-fresh twist. Mondays at 3:00 PM ET Episode Archive: https://rumble.com/playlists/e_nj5duX8pA Alphas Make Sandwiches is a dynamic, female-led podcast that blends sharp sociopolitical commentary, cultural insights, and traditional values. Hosted by Ashe in America, Abbey Blue Eyes, Christy Lupo and Jackie Espada, this show celebrates resilience, creativity, and the art of thriving in a complex world. Donate to this show: https://badlandsmedia.tv/boost Sponsored by: • Conscious Strength https://badlandsmedia.tv/strength Promo Code: Badlands • SLNT Faraday Bags https://BadlandsMedia.tv/Faraday Promo Code: Badlands • Soft Disclosure https://SoftDisclosure.com Promo Code: BADLANDS Merch: https://badlandsmedia.tv/merch Follow & Support Badlands Media: https://linktr.ee/badlandsmediatv Our Daily Schedule: https://badlandsmedia.tv/schedule GART: Tickets/Information https://badlandsmedia.tv/events Interested in promoting your business? [email protected] Alphas Make Sandwiches is: Ashe in America: https://twitter.com/AsheinAmerica https://truthsocial.com/@asheinamerica Blue Eyes: https://x.com/Blue_Eyes_88_ https://rumble.com/c/BlueEyes https://truthsocial.com/@Blue_Eyes Christy Lupo: https://x.com/canncongroupie Jackie Espada: https://x.com/JackieEspada #AsheInAmerica #AbbeyZerbo #ChristyLupo #JackieEspada

Ashe in America, Abbey Blue Eyes, Christy Lupo, and Jackie Espada serve up another lively and heartfelt conversation in this week’s Alphas Make Sandwiches. From the hilarious logic of “girl math” to the serious moments of testing faith, the ladies mix laughter, honesty, and spiritual depth in equal measure. They talk about navigating motherhood, relationships, and the balance between independence and surrender, peppered with the usual sarcasm, truth bombs, and real-life stories. Whether it’s budgeting with humor or finding grace through the chaos, this episode captures what makes Alphas Make Sandwiches a Badlands favorite: smart women keeping it real, funny, and full of faith. Mondays at 3:00 PM ET Episode Archive: https://rumble.com/playlists/e_nj5duX8pA Alphas Make Sandwiches is a dynamic, female-led podcast that blends sharp sociopolitical commentary, cultural insights, and traditional values. Hosted by Ashe in America, Abbey Blue Eyes, Christy Lupo and Jackie Espada, this show celebrates resilience, creativity, and the art of thriving in a complex world. Donate to this show: https://badlandsmedia.tv/boost Sponsored by: • All Good https://badlandsmedia.tv/allgood Promo Code Badlands • Badlands Health https://BadlandsHealth.com • Soft Disclosure https://SoftDisclosure.com Promo Code: BADLANDS Merch: https://badlandsmedia.tv/merch Follow & Support Badlands Media: https://linktr.ee/badlandsmediatv Our Daily Schedule: https://badlandsmedia.tv/schedule GART: Tickets/Information https://badlandsmedia.tv/events Interested in promoting your business? [email protected] Alphas Make Sandwiches is: Ashe in America: https://twitter.com/AsheinAmerica https://truthsocial.com/@asheinamerica Blue Eyes: https://x.com/Blue_Eyes_88_ https://rumble.com/c/BlueEyes https://truthsocial.com/@Blue_Eyes Christy Lupo: https://x.com/canncongroupie Jackie Espada: https://x.com/JackieEspada #AsheInAmerica #AbbeyZerbo #ChristyLupo #JackieEspada

Ashe in America, Abbey Blue Eyes, Christy Lupo, and Jackie Espada serve up laughs, lessons, and a little chaos in this jam-packed episode. The Alphas dive into everything from the wild history of Edith Wilson—America’s secret first female president—to the science of plants responding to bird songs. Along the way, they share their funniest beauty disasters, smart grocery store savings hacks, home fitness challenges, and even pie recipes gone hilariously wrong. Equal parts laughter, learning, and sisterhood, it’s another perfectly unfiltered Monday with the Alphas. Mondays at 3:00 PM ET Episode Archive: https://rumble.com/playlists/e_nj5duX8pA Alphas Make Sandwiches is a dynamic, female-led podcast that blends sharp sociopolitical commentary, cultural insights, and traditional values. Hosted by Ashe in America, Abbey Blue Eyes, Christy Lupo and Jackie Espada, this show celebrates resilience, creativity, and the art of thriving in a complex world. Donate to this show: https://badlandsmedia.tv/boost Sponsored by: • Native Path Collagen Peptides Stop wasting money on collagen, check out the Top 5 Collagen Warnings every American needs to see…Visit https://getnativepath.com/badlands to Learn More • Badlands Health https://BadlandsHealth.com • Soft Disclosure https://SoftDisclosure.com Promo Code: BADLANDS Merch: https://badlandsmedia.tv/merch Follow & Support Badlands Media: https://linktr.ee/badlandsmediatv Our Daily Schedule: https://badlandsmedia.tv/schedule GART: Tickets/Information https://badlandsmedia.tv/events Interested in promoting your business? [email protected] Alphas Make Sandwiches is: Ashe in America: https://twitter.com/AsheinAmerica https://truthsocial.com/@asheinamerica Blue Eyes: https://x.com/Blue_Eyes_88_ https://rumble.com/c/BlueEyes https://truthsocial.com/@Blue_Eyes Christy Lupo: https://x.com/canncongroupie Jackie Espada: https://x.com/JackieEspada #AsheInAmerica #AbbeyZerbo #ChristyLupo #JackieEspada

Abbey Blue Eyes, Christy Lupo, and Jackie Espada serve up a hilarious and crafty episode of Alphas Make Sandwiches. From fall decorating hacks with pool noodles and trash bag bats to DIY ghost centerpieces and candle tricks, the trio brings out their inner crafters. They share sponsor love with Twisters Treasures and Soft Disclosure lotion before diving into unboxing fun, patriotic jewelry, and laughter over influencer-style videos. The idiom of the week, “cutting off your nose to spite your face”, leads to wild historical tales of Viking-raided nuns and Harry Potter references. Things get sillier with prank videos, kitchen disaster compilations, and classic scare pranks, sparking stories about personal fails, baby shower games, and even Brad’s pumpkin pie mishap. Packed with humor, relatable chaos, and friendship, this episode reminds listeners that laughter, creativity, and community are the best medicine. Mondays at 3:00 PM ET Episode Archive: https://rumble.com/playlists/e_nj5duX8pA Alphas Make Sandwiches is a dynamic, female-led podcast that blends sharp sociopolitical commentary, cultural insights, and traditional values. Hosted by Ashe in America, Abbey Blue Eyes, Christy Lupo and Jackie Espada, this show celebrates resilience, creativity, and the art of thriving in a complex world. Donate to this show: https://badlandsmedia.tv/boost Sponsored by: • Native Path Collagen Peptides Stop wasting money on collagen, check out the Top 5 Collagen Warnings every American needs to see…Visit https://getnativepath.com/badlands to Learn More •Twisters Treasures https://TwistersTreasures.com Promo Code: BADLANDS • Soft Disclosure https://SoftDisclosure.com Promo Code: BADLANDS Merch: https://badlandsmedia.tv/merch Follow & Support Badlands Media: https://linktr.ee/badlandsmediatv Our Daily Schedule: https://badlandsmedia.tv/schedule GART: Tickets/Information https://badlandsmedia.tv/events Interested in promoting your business? [email protected] Alphas Make Sandwiches is: Ashe in America: https://twitter.com/AsheinAmerica https://truthsocial.com/@asheinamerica Blue Eyes: https://x.com/Blue_Eyes_88_ https://rumble.com/c/BlueEyes https://truthsocial.com/@Blue_Eyes Christy Lupo: https://x.com/canncongroupie Jackie Espada: https://x.com/JackieEspada #AsheInAmerica #AbbeyZerbo #ChristyLupo #JackieEspada