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*This song is from 1525 and has nothing to do with current events.* Hark! All ye come hither to ear an melody most divine by the legendary Dropkick Merkins. A song telling a tale of future society crumbling into hatred and violence, whilst rulers declare "hate speech" law in a struggle for control. LYRICS [Verse 1] There is a time to laugh and a time to cry These devils celebrate when someone dies A man was just s... in the neck Now show some f... respect [Chorus 1] Woe unto those that say evil things (Woah woah woah) They painteth their hair and wear ugly nose rings (She's ugly!) This time thou hast gone too far (Lord have mercy!) Thou best repent (Repent!) repent with a hard R [Verse 2] Be careful what thou posteth online Calling for violence is still a crime I shall smash thy computer and thy phone to bits Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself you b... [Chorus 2] Woe unto those that post evil things (woah woah woah) They painteth their hair and wear ugly nose rings (She's ugly!) This time thou hast gone too far (Lord have mercy!) Thou best repent (Repent!) repent with a hard R [Bridge] They do not care about wrong or right (Oh no no) Talking s... online cause they hate their own life (Yeah yeah yeah) These bullies needs to be put in their place I shall slappeth the rings out your ugly face! [Verse 3] God takes no pleasure in the death of the wicked Whilst the wicked celebrate the death of the innocent Thou art not corrupted by what goeth in thy mouth Thou art defiled by all the words that come out [Chorus 3] Woe unto those that say evil things (Woah woah woah) They painteth their hair and wear ugly nose rings (She's ugly!) This time thou hast gone too far (Lord have mercy!) Thou best repent (Repent!) repent with a hard R [Chorus 4] Woe unto those that post evil things (woah woah woah) They painteth their hair and wear ugly nose rings (She's ugly!) This time thou hast gone too far (Lord have mercy!) Thou best repent (Repent!) repent with a hard R [Outro End] Repent (Repent!) Repent with a hard R (Oh f... yeah!) Repent you f...ing sinner! (Repent!)

Bizarre German 90's underground diva-house classic from the super group Dick & Bawlz. Hugh Dick and Harry Bawlz claimed to be able to party through time and space by driving their modified BMW for 14 seconds at 88 kilometers per hour. This video was made in Aug 2025 and has nothing to do with current events. -

Extremely rare banned outlaw country version of "I Feel Like Saying N.. Tonight" performed by Hard R Johnny and The Cow Catchers.

Extremely rare cassette copy of Uncle Chuck Whiteman's cover version of his nephew Chet's hit pop funk single "White Boy Summer". Uncle Chuck wrote and recorded this country western parody after his nephew Chet brought his friends up to Chuck's lakeside cabin for a week in July to celebrate the white boy summer of 1988.

The rare and oddly specific unreleased demo version of the 1997 hip-hop classic "Men in Hats" by Will Smiff.

Rare cover version of Nick Ross and The Patriots hit funk single from 1984.

The extremely rare original version of Sam and Dave's first hit song from 1966, before the song was changed later that same year into the popular radio version. This is one of the only surviving copies still in existence after most of the original copies were lost in a boating accident.

The original fully occupied version of Robert Zimmerman's grating and annoying 12-bar jues anthem from 1966.

The extremely rare original version of Randy Newman's classic holiday pop rock single from 1983.

Extremely rare copy of Chet Whiteman's 1988 cover version of Nate "The Burger King" Higgs banned 1985 funk pop single "White Boy Summer".