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Extremely rare copy of the soul funk classic "Whole Lotta Guns" by Lead Zeppelin. LYRICS [Verse 1] I ain't cooling Baby, I'm not fooling I'm gonna get some G*ns for shooting Hands off my gun Buddy, I need it Not gonna give you my g*n Not gonna give you my g*ns Ohh [Chorus] (Wanna whole lotta g*ns) (Wanna whole lotta g*ns) (I bought a whole lotta g*ns) (I gotta whole lotta g*ns) [Verse 2] My aim is perfect Them rounds are bursting Hear the loud sounds Smell the iron burning Hey, don't take my g*n Uh, buddy, I need it I'm gonna sh**t you with g*ns, uh I'm gonna sh**t you with g*ns, uh Oh [Chorus] (Wanna whole lotta g*ns) (Wanna whole lotta g*ns) (I bought a whole lotta g*ns) (I gotta whole lotta g*ns) [Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] They've been looting Baby they've been scr*wing All us good folks, baby They've been misusing Hey, hey there tax man I'm gonna show you my g*ns I'm gonna show you every inch of my g*ns, I'm gonna sh**t you with g*ns [Chorus] (Wanna whole lotta g*ns) (Wanna Whole lotta g*ns) (I bought a whole lotta g*ns) (I gotta whole lotta g*ns) [Bridge] I know my rights Buddy I need G*ns [Outro My, my, my, my My, my, my, my Oh Clank for me, steel I wanna hear my g*n go blam! Hey!, Oh! Hey!, Oh! Hey!, Oh! Hey!, Oh! Ooh O, oh, oh, ohh Ooh my, my gun babe Keep on sh**ting, baby I keep on sh**ting, baby I keep on sh**ting, baby Yeah I keep on sh**ting, baby Ah, oh ahh

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Rare copy of the original uncensored version of "All I Want for Christmas" performed by Mike Jones and His City N****s. LYRICS [Chorus] All I want for Christmas Is your two front teeth Your two front teeth B*tch your two front teeth Sh*t, if I could only Have your two front teeth Then I could wish you Merry Fistmas [Verse 1] It'll be so long til you can say "Sister Susie sitting on a sh*tter!" B*tch you better watch your mouth I will slap a n**** [Chorus] All I want for Christmas Is your two front teeth Your two front teeth B*tch your two front teeth Sh*t, if I could only Have your two front teeth Then I could wish you Merry Fistmas!

Extremery rare Korean version of the horiday crassic "Up On The Housetop" written and performed by Kim Yoon-ju & Park Se-jin. RYRICS [Intro] (Ho, ho, ho) (Ho, ho, ho) (Up on the rooftop) (Ho, ho, ho) [Verse 1] Up on the rooftop, of my shop With some shotguns and my glock Blast from my rifle with lots of noise Aim for your little nuts, shoot your groin [Chorus] (Ho Lee F***) Oh, Wi Tu Lo? (Bang Ding Ow) Wi Tu Lo? Up on the rooftop, click, click, click Down through the crosshair I shoot your d*** [Verse 2] We have a stocking of shotgun shells I will send you, straight to hell Don't take long hurry up and buy I watch you steal with my slanty eyes [Chorus] (Ho Lee F***) Wi Tu Lo? (Bang Ding POW!) Wi Tu Lo? Up on the rooftop, clack, clack, clack Down through the crosshairs I shoot your a** [Verse 3] Look down the barrel at looter Bill Oh, just see what a glorious kill I cock the hammer and shoot your c*** I don't let no n***** try to loot my shop [Chorus] (Ho Lee F***) Oh, Wi Tu Lo? (Bang Ding Ow) Wi Tu Lo? Up on the rooftop, click, click, click Down through the crosshair I shoot your d*** [Chorus] Ho Lee F***, Wi Tu Lo? Bang Ding POW!, Wi Tu Lo? Up on the rooftop, click, click, click Down through the crosshairs I shoot your d*** Down through the crosshairs I shoot your d***

Gass Fink's 2001 remix of the smash hit song "Me Mum Died in The Holly".

Extremely rare original version of the favorite Christmas holiday classic "The Most Wonderful Time of The Year" by the great Andy 'Mr. Christmas' Williams.

Hark! Come ye hither to ear another classic melody scribed by Sir Bartholomew Jackson and The Squires. Yea, the musick doth useth modern colloquialisms to express an timeless message.

Extremely rare stereo vinyl copy of Nate King Coal's banned cover version of the favorite holiday classic smash hit "Deck The Halls".

Extremely rare copy of Dr J. Taylor's banned cover version of the favorite holiday classic "White Christmas".

Rare copy of the title track "Spanksgiving" from the 1997 hit Broadway show Spanksgiving The Musical. This show is now banned in over 30 countries for audience safety.