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    Happy 91 to Willie Nelson. I gave Willie the new Craftmatic Adjustable Bong.
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    Happy 91 to Willie Nelson. I gave Willie the new Craftmatic Adjustable Bong.

     58  views
    Latest fashion trend? Jeans with Pee Stains. More disgusting than that? Crocs!
    2:03:39

    Latest fashion trend? Jeans with Pee Stains. More disgusting than that? Crocs!

     74  views
    It's Lingerie Day. I'm picturing Whoopi Goldberg yum...Damn that LSD is potent!
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    It's Lingerie Day. I'm picturing Whoopi Goldberg yum...Damn that LSD is potent!

     123  views
    My Colonoscopy Pre-Game Warm Up. I drink the juice for the first time!
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    My Colonoscopy Pre-Game Warm Up. I drink the juice for the first time!

     66  views
    Yesterday was Earth Day. O.J. Simpson did his part by composting.
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    Yesterday was Earth Day. O.J. Simpson did his part by composting.

     79  views
    It's Earth Day. Joe Biden will do his part by switching to cloth diapers.
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    It's Earth Day. Joe Biden will do his part by switching to cloth diapers.

     58  views
    The New York Times Reviews my book Radio Daze. I'm as giddy as Elton John at a sperm bank tasting.
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    The New York Times Reviews my book Radio Daze. I'm as giddy as Elton John at a sperm bank tasting.

     61  views
    Tomorrow is 4-20. A day to celebrate Weed and...wait, what was I talking bout? Dude!
    2:09:25

    Tomorrow is 4-20. A day to celebrate Weed and...wait, what was I talking bout? Dude!

     74  views
    High 5 Day. The reason Hitler was so angry was because no one would return his high 5
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    High 5 Day. The reason Hitler was so angry was because no one would return his high 5

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    Banana Day. The wonder fruit that taught millions of women how to, ah, well you know. Hi Kamala.
    2:05:48

    Banana Day. The wonder fruit that taught millions of women how to, ah, well you know. Hi Kamala.

     54  views
    The Ford Mustang turns 60. Q: Name another thing you can ride in their 60's? A: Madonna
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    The Ford Mustang turns 60. Q: Name another thing you can ride in their 60's? A: Madonna

     61  views
    TAX DAY! Also known as BEND OVER DAY!
    2:06:28

    TAX DAY! Also known as BEND OVER DAY!

     46  views
    OJ Is dead. Ginsu Knives 50% off today. That's a killer deal!
    2:17:39

    OJ Is dead. Ginsu Knives 50% off today. That's a killer deal!

     72  views
    Hundreds got married during the eclipse preparing them for their next big event in 2045, having sex.
    2:04:12

    Hundreds got married during the eclipse preparing them for their next big event in 2045, having sex.

     63  views
    Lawyers Day. What do Lawyers & Sperm have in common? They both aspire to be human one day
    2:08:36

    Lawyers Day. What do Lawyers & Sperm have in common? They both aspire to be human one day

     61  views 1 comment
    Solar Eclipse Day! Don't look at it or else you'll go blind. Look at what happened to Stevie Wonder.
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    Solar Eclipse Day! Don't look at it or else you'll go blind. Look at what happened to Stevie Wonder.

     51  views
    NCAA Complaining about the quality of their balls." At least you still got them!"-Travis Kelce
    2:09:57

    NCAA Complaining about the quality of their balls." At least you still got them!"-Travis Kelce

     79  views
    National Burrito Day. Your toilet will be going on strike.
    2:07:10

    National Burrito Day. Your toilet will be going on strike.

     69  views
    Most Obese cities are in the South. Now I know why the South hasn't risen again! It can't.
    2:06:19

    Most Obese cities are in the South. Now I know why the South hasn't risen again! It can't.

     62  views 1 comment
    Apple turns 48. While their average iPhone worker turns 8.
    1:56:57

    Apple turns 48. While their average iPhone worker turns 8.

     48  views
    April Fools' Day: To mess with us, Biden will pronounce words correctly, & not fall down
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    April Fools' Day: To mess with us, Biden will pronounce words correctly, & not fall down

     76  views
    Easter Special. DON'T eat meat it's Good Friday! Or else God will make you constipated for a month!
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    Easter Special. DON'T eat meat it's Good Friday! Or else God will make you constipated for a month!

     110  views
    It's Choking Awareness Day. I miss Deep Throat X-rated star Linda Lovelace. Also Monica Lewinsky.
    1:10:46

    It's Choking Awareness Day. I miss Deep Throat X-rated star Linda Lovelace. Also Monica Lewinsky.

     82  views
    Natl Viagra Day. Celebrate by having a good stiff drink. It ain't hard. Wait, What?
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    Natl Viagra Day. Celebrate by having a good stiff drink. It ain't hard. Wait, What?

     60  views
    Natl Spinach Day. When Popeye gets an erection he sticks it in Olive Oil! Well blow me down.
    2:04:51

    Natl Spinach Day. When Popeye gets an erection he sticks it in Olive Oil! Well blow me down.

     75  views
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