20 Best Funny Short DAD Jokes #36

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1. What do you call a zombie who writes music?
A decomposer.
2. My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days.
I said it must be my weekend immune system.
3. People told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic.
But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they turned out lovely.
4. How does a stoner propose?
"Marriage, ya wanna?"
5. So I got a degree in Egyptology to teach Egyptology to people,
I think it’s a pyramid scheme.
6. Every morning I get hit by the same bike…
It’s a vicious cycle.
7. What’s the best time of year to use a trampoline?
Spring.
8. What’s the most reliable part of the human body?
Your fingers. You can always count on them.
9. I told a Saudi friend my best joke and he didn't get the reference.
It's like he's living under Iraq.
10. What do clouds wear?
Thunder wear.
11. We all know where the Big Apple is. But does anyone know where the...
Minneapolis?
12. Where do cows and pigs work?
At a Farmacy.
13. If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up...
They would be alloys.
14. What do you call the offspring of two dump-trucks?
Dumplings
15. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
The letter P, without it he’s irate.
16. I’m starting a flight company exclusively for bald people, I’ll call it.
Receding airlines.
17. Where does Darth Vader get his coffee?
DeathStarBucks.
18. Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold?
The corner, they’re usually 90 degrees.
19. I used to run a dating service for chickens.
But I was struggling to make hens meet.
20. How do you make ugly babies?
Just ask your mother.