Detrimental Reliance: Ask Not What?

"KENNEDY, KENNEDY, SWING BATTER!" FERRIS BEULLER'S DAY OFF

It's a suburb of Washington with the most government scientists who somehow believed that one-ply cotton was impervious to microbial penetration, and who could not figure out how safely to place probably the four kids who wanted a break from an extended spring break to take a PSAT to qualify for a National Merit Scholarship in a year in which their chances actually doubled. Next stop? The Twilight Zone? Or Knoxville, where a Google balloon is an unidentified flying object.

The thought that 435 popularly elected leaders wasted over a year on a fraternity panty raid should have been foreseeable when after they demanded an unredacted impeachment report from DoJ, which probably nobody read, but now they are wasting money on UFO's but were baffled by a single strand of RNA that the government can neither confirm nor deny that they own, and, amazingly, even in the congressional district with the least amount of faith, and the most educated, by credentials, 2000 mules is trending more than ophidian codon bias, Perhaps it's the effects of Long COVID which apparently over 60% of us "caught", despite a validated less than five percent secondary attack rate.

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