Censorship Will Skyrocket If Social Media Is Nationalized

Conservatives are yet again calling on their glorious Big Brother in Washington to rescue them from Jack and Zuck, the mean tech bullies. This is a very stupid instinct on the part of the right, as if Washington does ever seize the means of communication (social media) the people in charge are likely to be friends of Jack, Zuck, or even the Democratic party. The odds of conservative career bureaucrats who will usher in an eternity of free speech on social media controlling such a body is approximately zippo.