When logic is reversed: Medieval archery douche

Yes, this is SATIRE! a lighthearted follow up meant for a laugh, from this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIxlNlHWFLM&t
Please keep in mind that I've literally had each one of these arguments made to me, unironically, to prove that shooting on the outside (right) of a medieval longbow does not work, and that the traditional way is the only proper method. Outside if disproving these arguments with logic, it's fun to see them reversed.

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