The Ballad of Ray Epps

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let me sing you a song of one Mr. Epps such a blessed fellow was he
he marched to the front of the Capitol steps and yet somehow he’s still free
At first the FBI said here’s a sketchy guy they put his picture on their list
but then we found him out and made them take it down now they pretend he doesn’t exist
he flew far from his home in Arizona a patriot quite proud
yet he skipped Trump’s speech for the Capitol breach while preaching to the crowd
let’s go! let’s go! let’s go to the Capitol!
when we arrive we’ll go inside our tale will forever be told
if you remember November was filled with lies no surprise that it made folks ill
way down in DC they could make history and peacefully protest the steal
but those who ran the coup knew just what to do so they planted a bunch of Feds
and though they incited they’re still unindicted just like ol’ lucky Ray Epps
see how the New York Times whitewashed his crimes cause this conspiracy’s absurd
and yet he’s caught on tape repeatedly stating these fateful iconic words
let’s go! let’s go! let’s go to the Capitol!
when we arrive we’ll go inside our tale will forever be told
of course the spooks won’t say what they were doing that day or if Eppsie was their guy
like the Gulf of Tonkin and 9/11 surely they’d never lie
you know it’s not just Ray who showed up that day to instigate their plot
there were many agents who coordinated yet none of them have been caught
like the scaffold man who took his command while Roseanne they beat to death
so blackskimask could complete his task with Ray saying under his breath
let’s go! let’s go! let’s go to the Capitol!
when we arrive we’ll go inside good luck now you’re on your own
you know the guy they blamed for tearing down the gates was arrested without bail
but it’s awful clear Ray whispered in his ear I hear they broke his face in jail
they clearly let them in so they could imprison them while Ray’s staying at his ranch
they’ll lock grandmas away for merely parading while the media give Ray carte blanche
though they tried to lie and said an officer died and it caused some suicides
that was a message sent to tie a few loose ends for the Fedsurrection sacrifice
let’s go! let’s go! let’s go to the Capitol!
when we arrive we’ll go inside our tale will forever be told
let’s go! let’s go! let’s go to the Capitol!
if we survive we’ll go inside our tale will forever be
our tale will forever be
our tale will forever be told