AOC Invisi-cuffs! Order yours now!

Folks, are you feeling lonely, depressed, in need of instagram followers?

Well worry no more because now there’s “invisi-cuffs” by aoc

Fully endorsed and originally created by Alexandria Ocasio Cortez last week, these supposed handcuffs are form fitting to any wrist, non-toxic and non-existent.

If you find yourself ever needing to create a pseudo cause to make you seem more important than you are on instagram, then look no more. If you want to pretend to be your favorite human rights advocate or have your pictures taken so that you look like a martyr for a cause then these are for you.