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Dean was in a happy mood for no reason. He just wanted to up & go somewhere. He picked a random place of business to be dropped off at in downtown Cincinnati, Ohio. It was a nice day out. He booked an Uber ride, & Nayan was on his way.

Nayan picked Dean up in a silver Dodge Dart. The car was dirty, but Dean didn't mind. He didn't even pay attention. He was already dancing & singing before he got in the car. He got in the car. Nayan put his mask on & turned off his loud music. He tried to strike up a conversation with Dean.

Nayan asked, "What's poppin' downtown?"

Dean started just belting out notes from Ron Isley's "Contagious". Nayan was laughing the whole time, because he sounded JUST LIKE Ron Isley! Then, he sang TLC's song "Waterfalls". He sounded JUST LIKE T-Boz! He sounded identical to Left-Eye when he started rapping her part. After that, he sang Mary J. Blige's song, "I'm Goin' Down".

Nayan continued laughing. He laughed so hard that he had to pull over. He couldn't get over how Dean had the talent to impersonate each artist's singing voice TO A TEE!

Nayan encouraged Dean to continue singing. He started singing Gwen Stefani's, "Hollaback Girl". He said, "Dean. Have you ever tried to go on American Idol?"

Dean said, "Hell no! So Simon Cowell can make a fool out of me?"

The ride was almost over, & Dean started singing & dancing to Weird Al Yankovic's song, "Fat". They finally arrived at Dean's selected dropoff location. Dean continued singing & dancing without a care in the world.

Nayan said, "Wait a minute! You have all the dance moves & lyrics wrong!"

Dean said, "No I don't. You ever heard of Weird Al Yankovic?"

Nayan wasn't aware of Weird Al Yankovic, but he was definitely familiar with Michael Jackson's, "Bad". Nayan learned something new that day. All Nayan could do was drive away laughing.

THE END

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