I Blame The Wine - The Story of Jason Callan and TheErinnF

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This is a parody of Right Down the Line by Gerry Rafferty. It's about the very public rift that developed between BellGab.com users Jason Callan and TheErinnF when she questionably accused him of late night phone creeping. Lyrics:

My food reviews and suff
it's all on hold I decree.
Thought that I had your love.
You told the world I like feet.
Then I helped you with your Adsense strife.
You turned your snout, so unkind.
I don't blame you, Erinn. I blame the wine.

I know how much your Thrive costs you,
and I'd help pay the fee.
The videos Groyper do,
he'll never stop. Forgive me.
You've been accusing me of all this stuff,
but it's alright. I don't mind.
I don't blame you, Erinn. I blame the wine.

I just wanna say that it's ok
you said I've been creepy and strange
like your clever garden gnome.
Yeah, when a guy makes a move on you
everything is welcome if he's hot.

Said you got my calls
every hour of the night.
Said I was peekin' through holes above
where sun it shines leaking light.
You allayed all your mama's fears.
Said you read to the blind.
I don't blame you, Erinn. I blame the wine.

I just wanna say that it's ok
you said I've been creepy and strange
like your clever garden gnome.
Yeah, when a guy makes a move on you
everything is welcome if he's hot.

If I defend myself while you choose to pound
I might learn and grow some bells
and that would let you down.
When you wanted to upend my life
I never once felt maligned.
I don't blame you, Erinn.
I blame the wine.