Drinkers Hiding in Cupboards, Madison Cawthorn, and where is Greta? | Weird News

📰 In today's funny and weird news that will never become real headlines, we will adventure to Mars with the new mini-helicopter, hide in cupboards with beers, and inspect a patriotic jawline.
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What to expect
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00:00 — celebrate our first dislike
00:33 — develop an inability to type
00:54 — remark how Madison Cawthorn is the all-American fantasy man
01:18 — applaud a Tanzanian man who became an overnight millionaire
02:59 — observe both the EU and Americans ban Americans
03:07 — ponder what two men in Iran sold babies on Instagram for
03:42 — wonder why Westerners love toilet paper so much
03:57 — not wonder why being overwhelmed is exhausting
04:21 — imagine the drinkers hiding in cupboards as a Sheffield pub loses its license
05:21 — experience technical difficulties
06:23 — watch the Arctic Circle burn and a wild Greta appears
06:33 — consider a job as a whale skeleton removal specialist
06:57 — wish for a very cute Mars chopper
08:10 — scoot on over to San Francisco Bay Area local news

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📺 About this series
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For the first time in our history, thanks to technology and connectivity, we are collectively experiencing all the global human suffering and have yet to evolve in order to process it all without feeling the weight of it on our psyches. Diversion Alert serves as a respite from it as a form of medicating amusement.

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🎵 Music (all licensed through Epidemic Sound)
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Background music: Nothing Too Serious by Matt Large
Title and end card music: Eastern Shades by Matt Large
Diversion Alert music: Bulletin World by Out To The World
American Jock Man music: Greyhound To Chicago (Instrumental) by Courses
Opening music: Happy Days by Dez Moran
Sad music: The Glass Slipper by Martin Klem

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🎨 Resources
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Select images and other content licensed through Envato Elements, Pexels, and freesound.org. Memes are... well, memes. Big thanks to the BBC and SFGate for churning out the foundation content.
funny videos humor 2020

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🚨 DISCLAIMER 🚨
News stories from the internet today are more important than ever and deeply affect many people. In no way is this video meant to detract from those stories or disrespect those involved and/or affected. I'm simply not an authority on these subjects and will never pretend to be; I just enjoy finding strange news stories hiding in plain sight and sharing them as a brief intermission from the absolute insanity and injustice going on today. Keep fighting the good fight, stay safe, and listen to each other. ✌️❤️
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