The Science Commends Itself: Stunning and Brave Admission of Failure

The Science himself, Mr. Anthony Fauci, is set to retire in a few months. As the people panic that Science will no longer be available, we are reassured that the successors of the Science will fix the problems that the Science caused political health institutions to produce. The Science tells us that upon reflection, introspection, and soul-searching, it has identified “culture” to be the main reason for its fall from grace. This stunning and brave revelation will surely restore the CDC to their infallible state.