SERBIA REPORT EP#102

SERBIA REPORT: your weekly dose of the third world

A group of local priests that held a religious procession against the gay pride parade in Serbia disowned by the Serbian Orthodox Church heads https://rs.n1info.com/vesti/svestenici-na-celu-krsnog-hoda-protiv-evroprajda-u-leskovcu-crkva-se-ogradila/
Kosovo to submit its request to join the EU by the end of the year (LOL) https://rs.n1info.com/vesti/kosovo-do-kraja-godine-podnosi-zahtev-za-clanstvo-u-eu/
A group of based people in Montenegro beat up and detain a drunk man who inappropriately touched an underage girl in public https://nova.rs/svet/sok-slucaj-u-crnoj-gori-pijan-pipao-devojcicu-pa-ga-desetorica-tukla/

Other stories:
Worker at a garbage sorting facility in Croatia finds a hand grenade in one batch https://www.index.hr/vijesti/clanak/radnik-u-slavoniji-razvrstavao-otpad-pa-nasao-rucnu-bombu/2388870.aspx
Kindergarten forces caretakers to paint a fence in 90F heat while all the children were watched over by one person https://nova.rs/vesti/drustvo/vaspitacicama-naredili-da-farbaju-ogradu-samo-jedna-ostala-da-cuva-svu-decu/
US B-52 bombers stage a flyover across Balkan countries in cringe display of "NATO devotion" https://rs.n1info.com/region/avioni-sad-iznad-skoplja-tirane-dubrovnika-i-cg-pokazuju-posvecenost-nato/
Twitter suspends several accounts of Serbian diplomatic missions, supposedly by mistake https://rs.n1info.com/vesti/msp-tviter-blokirao-naloge-nekoliko-diplomatskih-predstavnistava-srbije/
Dairy producers warn of milk shortages in Serbia starting in September https://rs.n1info.com/biznis/proizvodjaci-od-septembra-treba-ocekivati-nestasicu-mleka/
Dead rats wash up on a beach in Zadar, Croatia https://www.index.hr/vijesti/clanak/mrtvi-stakori-isplivali-i-na-zadarskoj-plazi/2389098.aspx
Man in Bosnia dies after being run over by his own car https://www.index.hr/vijesti/clanak/gastarbajtera-u-bih-usmrtio-vlastiti-auto/2389110.aspx?index_tid=250035
Serbian contractors who got screwed over by a Chinese investor stage a protest outside his tire factory, he gives instructions to the workers not to interact or give interviews to the media or they risk getting fired https://rs.n1info.com/vesti/najavljen-protest-ispred-linglonga-kompanija-poslala-uputstva-radnicima/
Serbian Minister of Mining and Energy says that the army will help with producing more firewood to stop the prices from surging https://rs.n1info.com/biznis/mihajlovic-najavljuje-stabilizaciju-trzista-ogreva-vojska-ce-pomoci-u-krcenju/
Local Serbian politician and Uncle Fester look alike gets a street in Greece named after him for... some reason https://rs.n1info.com/vesti/dragan-markovic-palma-dobija-ulicu-u-paraliji/
Serbian state owned electrical company reports a yearly loss of 418 million euros, with total debts reaching 1,5 billion https://rs.n1info.com/biznis/danas-gubitak-eps-a-za-prvih-sest-meseci-418-miliona-ukupan-dug-15-milijarda/