5 minute yogHURT by 2 NEPHEWS (Album: 4 LiFE)

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2 NEPHEWS - 5 minute yogHURT - 4 LIFE Album
Vocals: Tao's cousin
Produced by: Dr. Phd. Draicc and RiPPED PENGUiN studio
Lyrics (written by Tao Robert):

HAVE YOU EVER WOKEN UP, WITH A FUCKING HEADACHE?
WISHING YOUR MOM WAS NICE ENOUGH TO BE COOKING YOU A PANCAKE
THIS SUNDAY AFTERNOON THE WEATHER’S COLD AND LIGHTLY RAINING
AND I’M SO FUCKING HUNGRY, MAN, MY HANDS ARE KINDA’ TREMBLING!
SO I BUST THE FRIDGE DOOR OPEN, IN AN ACT OF DESPERATION.
CAN’T TELL IF MY PARENTS ARE GONE TO WORK OR ON VACATION.
THERE’S NO FUCKING FOOD AROUND, MAN, WHAT A SHITTY SITUATION!
IF I DON’T ACT SOON I’LL SURELY DROP DEAD BECAUSE OF STARVATION!!!

I - HAVE 5 MINUTES – LEFT TO FIND – SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT
OR I’LL – JUST DROP DEAD – THERE’S NO BREAD -
THIS MIGHT BE THE END, YO!

SO I TAKE A CLOSER LOOK BECAUSE I STILL HAVE HOPE
AND PRAISE THE LORD, I SET MY SIGHT UPON A CUP OF YOGURT.
SO I ATE IT ALL AND THERE’S NO NEED TO PUT IT BACK.
IT SURE WAS CREAMY AND DELICIOUS, SO I THOUGHT: HEY, WHAT THE HECK?
BUT THAT NOTE LOOKED SO SUSPICIOUS AND I KNEW IT WAS FROM DAD
AND ON THAT NOTE HE WROTE THAT "IF YOU TOUCH MY FOOD I WILL BE MAD!"
AND AS I TURNED AROUND I SAW HIM STARING BACK AT ME
AND HE LOOKED SO DAMN ANGRY THAT I FELT AN URGE TO PEE!

HE WAS ALWAYS ROUGH AND TOUGH
AND STRICT WITH ME, YOU SEE,
GETTING PUNNISHED AND YELLD AT
FOR EVERY SINGLE THING.

WHO? - ATE MY GOD - DAMN YOGURT?
WAS IT REALLY YOU SON?
WELL – YOU HAVE 5 – MINUTES TO
GO BUY ME A NEW ONE!

I – HAVE 5 MINUTES – TO GO BUY
MY DAD SOME YOGURT.
I - GOTTA RUN – THIS AIN’T FUN
THIS CAN HAPPEN TO NO ONE BUT MEEE...

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