Joke about reducing fertilizer in the middle of a food crisis.

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Chicago, IL Zanies Sept. 2-4.
Royal Oak, MI Mark Ridley's Sept 8-10.
Manasquan, NJ Algonquin Theater Oct. 1.
Columbia, MO Blue Note Theater. Oct. 7.
Richmond, VA Sandmans. Oct 13-15.
West Palm Beach, FL. Improv. Oct. 20.
Cumberland, MD Bonkerz @ Rocky Gap Casino 11.3
Beverly, MA Off Cabot. Nov 11-12.
Houston, TX Riot Fest 3.23-26
Norfolk, NE District Table 3.31-4.1
Hasbrouck Heights, NJ Bananas 4.7-8