Happiness Is Free! Let's Go Offline!

Happiness Is Free! Let's Go Offline !

1. No Porn. Which means your dimaag will get creative and carnal. Therefore no more "working" on the PC till 2AM.

2. Q&A with real people. Not on Google. Twitter. Facebook. With Bots.

3. Imagine the savings on Internet Data. Think about savings if you quit smoking as an analogy to this. Your personal IRR should shoot up.

4. More time with parents. Subah ki chai. Shaam ki Batein. Downright nostalgia kicked in the teeth.

5. More time with real sports. The ones that put sweat on the brow. The ones that you've played for the fun, glory and thrill. Minus the selfie though.

6. Less binge. Your mom should hear “great daal mama” very often now. Swiggy kaun?

7. Less facebook friends. (Thank god). Stupid likes. Stupid return likes. All that virtual bullshit will be……G.O.N.E.

8. Real dates. Not the gang bang thank u ma'am swipes. Real heart sinking. Real jealousy. Real ecstasy. Real hard work. Real love. ♥

9. You’ll be back to reality. You'll stand in queue for movie tickets. Less ego therefore more tolerance.

10. More kaali-peeli that stops on a hand wave. More Manna Dey.

11. You’ll read more. In fact you’ll end buying lots of used books incase you’re the reading type.

12. More hand written ideas. More mind maps. More haiku.

13. More concerts than playing music on wifi. More Frank Sinatra. Rachid Taha with Hanz Zimmer, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin with Bombay Symphony Orchestra. Tracy Chapman with Pavarotti. Scorpions and Berliner Philharmoniker. Less Bieber.

Can’t think of more. Some of you might not relate some parts of it.

In the end without the internet, I'm sure life would simple and nice. Minimalism is beauty!

Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have “plans“!

Saturday. Beast mode: OFF.

Medeea.