Biden Press Secretary Courageously Invents New Number

After liberals exhaust all possible changes to the English language they set their eyes on the decimal system.

Press Secretary and former kickboxing champ (known for her wicked flying scissor takedown) boldly states that she has created ten thousand million bazillion jobs. The number was conceived just in time to equal the number of republicans they wish to kill and how many dollars they have printed in the last 6 months.

After this bold and stunning moment when we learned exactly how many jobs they want us to think they made, she continued with a sampling of her own stutters and slurs. Now, we must wonder, is Biden’s non-existent dementia contagious? Or is this some sort of strategy she is learning from a grand master who has been in politics long enough to acquire great wisdom and mold.