Dumpster Fire 96 - Keep Calm & Dumpster On

Is the maternal instinct real or Patriarchal programming? Is Commiefornia the dumbest state? What should Meghan Markle's podcast really be called? Will Bridget identify as a racoon from now on?

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00:00 - Introduction
4:17 - Patriarchy So Crafty
6:57 - Commiefornia
14:34 - Important Stories We're Ignoring
17:58 - Sheath Underwear
19:26 - Chickens Come Home To Roost
21:23 - Capitalism Always Wins
23:58 - BDE Award
25:05 - RIP
28:38 - Weather
29:40 - Parade of Morons
34:59 - Eunuch Maker
36:57 - What Is Happening?
38:59 - Dumpster Diving
41:30 - Breaking Bridget
45:26 - The Internet Is Glorious
45:49 - Last Week's Comments
48:29 - Phetasy News
52:08 - Credits

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