Islamophobic Audi car Attacks Man

Satirical look at the news from the UK.
The man in this video who was attacked by the Audi car was not seriously injured in the incident.
Police are searching for a short but sporty pale coloured attacker with links to German nationalistic symbolism. At this time in question Officer Dibble is looking into all aspect and hasn't ruled religious intolerance.
The Attacker is known to go by the name of Audio Quatro TT.
"WARNING" All jokes aside always remember to not leave your car in gear with the parking break off before you start it.