The Terrible Too with a Terrible Tude

Here is Paco my Moluccan Cockatoo. I have had him going on 10 years now and he's not a pet, he's my companion, my best buddy! We like to tease each other and make threats of being eaten, being spanked etc. He knows I'd never hurt him but it's still funny telling him I will spank him etc.

He knows better, watch HIS reply.