Crimes personified sent to their perpetrators

Texas and Florida marked "Return to Sender" on some country crashers and the people who brought you unbridled illegal immigration declared a crisis. New York and Martha's Vineyard had a small number of illegal immigrants transported to them after claiming the borders are secure and we welcome illegal immigrants. Once they arrived in New York and Martha's Vineyard, they declared emergencies. Not in my backyard, cries the liberals!