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Everything Woke Turns to Shit - Original Song
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from Copenhagen a mermaid maiden
with hair as red as summer’s end
too bad her race they’re trying to replace
hey look now she’s an African
these Disney zombified IPs
go woke ‘cause they’ve run out of ideas
bye-bye princess hello queen androgyny
we see you
we’re starting to notice
all this wokeness is bogus
everything woke turns to shit
poor Mr. Tolkien said what are you smoking
not even Middle Earth is safe
the elves and fairies are non-binary
and Gandalf’s pronouns are zem/zey
and that galaxy far far away’s
got Mary Sues and Luke is gay
like Dumbledore but they still want more
then J.K. said hey
you’re a dude not a damsel
well dammit I’m canceled
everything woke turns to shit
as Captain Marvel blames the toxic male
Catwoman went swimmin’ in woke and failed
with Mulan rootin’ for the CCP
hey China how you doin’ with diversity
while denying the Divine in you and me
they hide behind the lie they’re some kind of elite
their wokeness is a currency
a horrible moral bankruptcy
their greed’s a disease
and on wokeness it feeds
everything woke always goes broke
everything woke turns to shit
if the cockpit boasts our crew is black
that’s great I’d rather hear that you passed
for in the name of equity we relinquish our humanity
now individuality
has become a hot commodity
just keep in line so the NPCs
don’t wake and see ya
like Neo break free
the Matrix is real
everything woke always goes broke
everything woke turns to shit
when all the women are strong and brave
and men are cowards and depraved
it’s the way they keep us all enslaved
misplacing all our rage and blame
your neighbor thinks another way
report posthaste collect your pay
it ain’t right or left when you’ve got no rights left
we tried to tell you
you’re hardly rebelling
with that garbage you’re selling
everything woke always goes broke
everything woke turns to shit
if you sin and stray from the woke plantation
Big Tech conspires for your elimination
these governments and corporations
all rot with woke at their foundations
and when at last they all collapse
we’ll sit back relax point and laugh
until that time we’ll keep up the fight
for our rights and freedoms
deceivers will pay
when the truth wins the day
everything woke
everything woke
everything woke turns to shit
oh yeah
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