From Abortion on Demand to Abortion on the Go! Planned Parenthoods Murder Machines

Planned Parenthood has announced that it will be launching a new service with mobile abortion clinics. It looks like there just aren't enough women coming in to purchase a lifetime of regret and well-deserved shame, so these brave and bold champions of women's promiscuity and indiscretion are bringing the womb-hoovers to you!
Meanwhile, Sleepy Creepy Joe Biden doubles down on the midterm message that human sacrifice is more important than consumer prices, citizen employment, or world peace.