DUD or SPUD - Things (1993)

After watching Blood Camp 5, within the movie they watch this movie called "Things" from 1993 (which was the best part of Camp Blood 5, yes confusing I know!) so we had to check it out for ourselves!
There's a dude who let's a dick shaped mulch monster slowly munch his cheek to death, some prostitutes fighting as well as befriending a mulch monster and some dude who got a thing for munching on eyes and snapping wrists clean off.
Is it as good as it sounds? Will it get the DUD or SPUD?

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