BEFORE the Fact

As they always make up stories after, God forbid hyenas that jump on you admit they attacked you because they thought it was going to be easy.
No definitely not definitely not, shift’s been going on for 35 years bud since the first time, come get some you pos hyenas.
Me and my Boy Jesus Christ have something for all you no good lying pos clowns.
I’m saying this before the fact because hyenas have been trying and failing to kill me for many decades, year after year.
This is my before the fact statement forever as I’m always chilling doing good until some losers jump on me as usual and get themselves hurt as usual.
The next incidents will be no different I’ll have some cameras rolling hopefully and make some videos with these no good hyenas crying.