I mixed up H&M with S&M. Please enjoy this joke!

Catch me at these venues!
Richmond, VA Sandmans. Oct 13-15.
West Palm Beach, FL. Improv. Oct. 20.
Charlotte, NC Comedy Zone Oct 28-30
Cumberland, MD Bonkerz @ Rocky Gap Casino 11.3
Beverly, MA Off Cabot. Nov 11-12.
Rochester, NY Comedy On Carlson 1.5-7
Houston, TX Riot Fest 3.23-26
Norfolk, NE District Table 3.31-4.1
Hasbrouck Heights, NJ Bananas 4.7-8