DEMS deep Forest

I lost make makeup, I lost my purse, I ate some mushrooms , I fell into a strange coma, i saw the BLUE light, A go REDskins bus pulled up on a big rock, A gray haired guru in aviators demanded I get in, saying sternly "get in Loser" I wake up in New York City in a dumpster behind a sign which says Hock your stuff at Joes, with needle marks all over my arms and legs, with a crumpled ticket in my hand saying you've been Bidenated and get this, dried snot in my hair