Winner of the Raid Skateboards MK18 Contest

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The winning reason: "When I was young all I ever wanted was a skateboard, it's all I talked about. Well one Christmas morning I woke up and there it was, $35.95 from dollar general, cheap. However, I loved it and used it every day. Until one day I got the worst tampon this side the Mississippi. Turned my Crack into a canyon, my craps are more like crepes these days. Now here I sit, prolapsed asshole just trying to overcome my fears and get back on the board. Please Mr. Gurwitch make my dream come true, end my hemroid filled nightmares."