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Spending time / giving loves to my 3 favorite bovines

How to be a Ranch Hand
A video from way back in the day...
Alope (#36), Valkyrie, and #15 (the steer) all enjoy a good scratching. And where one is, the other two are usually close by.
Somebody’s a little spoiled though…
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Baby Valkyrie

How to be a Ranch Hand
Baby Valkyrie at weaning time (she thinks my fingers are utters).
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Luna gets her hair done

How to be a Ranch Hand
Luna gets her hair done by Odin the bull
“Salt”
“Is that what it is?”
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Saying hi / spending time with Valkyrie

How to be a Ranch Hand
Took a break to say hi to Valkyrie. She likes to be scratched, just not all the time (she’s just more receptive when her best friend Alope’s around). She has a very expressive face, almost looks like she’s frowning when I try and touch her.
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Getting attacked with cow snuggles!

How to be a Ranch Hand
#15 and Alope are spoiled…
Sorry bout the sun. I can’t always help where I get ambushed.
If these 2 happen to see me while I’m working in the field, they usually come up and demand some attention (usually Valkyrie’s with them).
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Luna gets some visitors

How to be a Ranch Hand
Alope and her shadow Valkyrie come get a drink of water and say hi to Luna. I gave everyone some loves.
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Cows love when I play my guitar for them

How to be a Ranch Hand
I like to play my guitar for cattle. They seem to like the deeper notes. Only have this video from a few years ago.
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Giving loves to my favorite heifer

How to be a Ranch Hand
Alope was my favorite heifer at this ranch where I used to work. If she saw me working in the field she’d always come up to me and ask for some scratches.
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Taking a break to give loves to the steers

How to be a Ranch Hand
I decided to take a break with the steers. #15 has taught his friends, that I’m safe, and make a good scratchy post for them, lol.
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Singing to a captive audience..
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